terribletimingtodayFDS Apprenticeβ€’

This is incredibly accurate.

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heliodromeFDS Newbieβ€’

I don’t quite get it, but understand that it’s funny:)

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heliodromeFDS Newbieβ€’

Oh, ha! Never happened to me, I was always afraid to mess up excel and was up in ass of format. Wish I was as diligent picking a mate.

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redpeithosFDS Apprenticeβ€’

Use FOSS software (like LibreOffice Calc), and you won't have to deal with Excel either 😎

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I dont really get the gatekeeping around the word "date".

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timeknifeOPFDS Newbieβ€’

what do you mean?

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Like some guys are fanatical about meeting up w them being NOT A DATE. Just feels gross to me.

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timeknifeOPFDS Newbieβ€’

Ah. I wouldn’t say that situation you gave falls under gatekeeping though, more a rude way of expressing a lack of romantic interest in someone

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It's not lack of a romantic interest. It's lack of accountability. The guy clearly has a sexual interest in the girl but is dangling the more official "date" word like a carrot to try to get commitment-free sex.

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devoushkaFDS Newbieβ€’

LmaoπŸ˜…

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NovemberinthechairFDS Apprenticeβ€’

That's a scene from Predator.

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Woman_on_PauseFDS Newbieβ€’

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa

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Rebirthed_QueenFDS Apprenticeβ€’

How accurate! My NVM friend said early on that he "liked me," but wasn't ready to date. I was completely fine with that and told him such. Tell me why this man proceeded to ask to talk about "our relationship" at every turn and complained about me "leading him on" when I reiterated my understanding of our friendship?

I thought we were friends. Why do I feel a sense of betrayal? Before I cut him off months later, he obsessed about my interactions with other males and tried repeatedly to give me unwanted advice about "handling their interest". He also would repeat again and again that my spending time with ACTUAL male friends was dating when it was clearly, overtly platonic. I'm so grateful I can see through this behavior now (thanks to FDS and you ladies!) so I don't waste precious time and energy with such NVMs in the future.

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ElderlyFilthyBastardβ€’

Oh I just love this. WHY excel??

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mydownstairsmixupβ€’

This is QUALITY humor.

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The accuracy of this...it's so true it hurts.

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