I weigh 500 pounds.
That is all.
Posted Jul 23, 2020, 3:02 PM UTC
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Lol, look at this Fred not using kilos
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The following should be applied to weight. Rule 24: Speeds and distances shall be referred to and measured in kilometers. This includes while discussing cycling in the workplace with your non-cycling coworkers, serving to further mystify our sport in the web of their Neanderthalic cognitive capabilities. As the confused expression spreads across their unibrowed faces, casually mention your shaved legs. All of cycling’s monuments are measured in the metric system and as such the English system is forbidden.
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fatty
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Not important, whats your W/kg?
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0.5
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Why would you say something so bold yet so brave
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Where's the 5km strava route
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I only did 1.3 km
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[Standing ovation]
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I only did 1.3 km
in an uber (but he pulled up pretty far from the curb)
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Your medal and fundraised Pinarello F12 are in the mail