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TLDR: SHORT JOHN DEERE

Schmidt says sales at his dealership, in general, declined by as much as 15% in the first half of the year, led by a fall in the demand for large equipment. In a sign of things to come, early orders for planting equipment for next season's soybean and corn crops are down up to 25%.

He is not alone. Half a dozen dealers of Deere's agriculture equipment across the Midwest shared similar accounts in interviews with Reuters. One of those dealers, in Geneseo, Illinois, said sales at his dealership were down 50% so far this year from the same period last year.

This is a worrying sign for Deere, which gets nearly 60% of its sales from th

Fuck all of you.

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It truly could not go tits up.

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Original Play

https://gyazo.com/c0eb1914e78c277a9bf7340b0c8071e2

Sell the 19th Jul $415.00 Call

Sell the 19th Jul $325.00 Put

Buy the 2nd Aug $400.00 Call

Buy the 2nd Aug $335.00 Put

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https://gyazo.com/6d628e89a276bea80dbbcadb8c3d6430

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For those of you that are mathematically challenged, (like many of you on my original thread yesterday)

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I closed my call calendar spread for a 33 dollar credit (sold the 8/2 400c and bought back the 7/19 415),

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And I

https://gyazo.com/9e00356ee930c0492dcc75e520aff940

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Sell the 19th Jul $415.00 Call

Sell the 19th Jul $325.00 Put

Buy the 2nd Aug $400.00 Call

Buy the 2nd Aug $335.00 Put

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= Risk Free Money

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Edit: I just wanted to test this out and see if it worked, so I only put down 1900 for 3 of these spreads.

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Post gains porn here!

JNUG, GLD, GDX, GDXJ, etc.

Trump needs a strong stock market for his upcoming bid for reelection. Powell will not cut rates on Wednesday, but will signal for a rate cut in July with very dovish language, careful not to upset the algos. With G20 on the horizon, Trump and Xi will ham it up for the cameras and will leave the conference saying that trade talks are going very well, which will lead to a deal announced 2-4 weeks after, allowing Trump to pump the market further with positive news. China has every reason to capitulate (in name only). Pork shortages in their own country and in Vietnam, if prolonged, will lead to massive civil unrest. Not to mention the rampant protesting in HK makes the CCP look weak for not cr

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