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umnab

Poo Troll

"How does it work?!

I’m a total germaphobe (e.g. I cried for about an hour when my dress brushed against the side of a urinal in a unisex toilet last year!) so I’m terrified of bringing my toddler into public toilets. Whenever we’ve gone into one in the past he’s always been strapped into his pushchair so he can’t touch anything but he’s nearly 2.5 now. We are starting potty training next week so I need to know what to do!

Does anybody have a good technique for getting a baby to use the toilet as hygienically as possible? Someone once told me to sit down and let the baby wee/poo through your legs but that sounds like a recipe for disaster to me!"

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3990375-Potty-training-and-public-toilets

Posted Aug 8, 2020, 11:11 PM UTC

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Chopsy76•

Don’t leave the house. Anyone who cries for an hour about anything trivial shouldn’t really be allowed to anyway. I’m finding myself wondering how a vast chunk of people actually survive day to day lately.

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Fearless_Alfalfa•

Sit the baby on your lap and let it wee / poo through your legs.

I've literally heard it all now. Feck me!!!

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Whats_A_ProgoChaotic Good•

Get one of those little potty seats that sits on top of the regular toilet seat and boom, done.

I'm not even sure this is an outbreak of poo troll as much as it is germaphobe trolls.

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GuinessGirl•

What the actual fuck?!

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paxillinHamster carpet•

Amazing.

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