FastForecast 7 September
Citizens, your FastForecast has quite the scoop tonight from one of our agents in the field. We're broadcasting his report as submitted.
" After returning the 300i, I was perusing the NBIS gift shop. I walked towards it and saw an unfamiliar container on a side table. It was WiDoW, I ran to the guards, but they just stood there. I later walked around the Commons and found another. Both were in public places, based on the guards reaction, it must me an underground ring involving many in New Babbage society. " - Legohead_5th
For proof, Citizen Logohead included an image of the dangerous narcotic Widow just sitting in the open with at least two individuals sitting around it.
This is shocking ladies and gentlemen, judging from the carpet that would most likely be the new facilities at New Babbage which validates the claim. With the police presence in the area and the routine scans for contraband in orbit and around the station itself, one has to wonder just how far this corruption goes.
FastForecast responded to a report of a crime ring stealing Drake Caterpillars and hiding them under the UEE Navy's noses, stuck carefully between the massive hydrogen tanks at Port Olisar. The amount of credits stored in the holds of these cargo ships boggles the mind. Which organization is behind this theft?
In a break from tradition, your FastForecast was forced to engage in something we highly find offensive. Combat. While our ship is fit with the most cutting edge sensors to tell the weather and to link to InstaTrade terminals to give you the latest in commodity pricing, Anvil upgraded her shields and weapon systems as well. We tried repeatedly to request this citizen to break contact and even tried to leave the area but were unable. After suffering damage to our rear stabilizer, we were forced to destroy the attacker. We are terribly sorry for having to resort to this.
In other news, the new StimCaf dispensers have been delivered to your favorite ports and food courts to allow you to grab StimCaf molten and glacial, to warm you up on Clio or cool you off on Aberdeen. StimCaf is there for you no matter your need. Just remember, StimCaf, when you need to be awake and alert next week.
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Posted Sep 8, 2020, 2:48 AM UTC