I love everything about this.

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watersporks•

He's a disgusting cesspool of bullshit and misery

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L3monGrenade•

United States Republicans - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

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luxrayxiii•

my old roommate used to have that quote as her text tone lmao

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thewholerobot•

Republicans - "that's what you think..."

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LostGundyr•
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davidakatheman•

Politicians get up on stage and lie every four years yet if its your guy lying youre happy.

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bclagge•

The “both sides are the same” argument has been falling a bit flat lately.

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LostGundyr•
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paulvantuyl•

AZ reporting in. Can confirm.

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Whifflepoof•

Yeah that's about the only part of this that I'm not stroking to right now

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JeremyR22•

Me too, except this quote:

“I get these requests all the time — people wanting me to say happy birthday, this and that,” he said. “I think I’ve gotten over 240 already. With my popularity, I could charge $1,000 for each one, but I only charge $30.”

Just a lil' bit of ego on show there. What a revolting man...

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Lol!!! I was just thinking, ya know, I’ve had a lot of great birthdays, surrounded by friends and family and good times, but what I really want is a racist ex-sheriff to sing to me. I’d pay $1,000! Or $30...

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Not the trolls we deserve but the trolls we need.

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Temetnoscecubed•

I love the smell of burning fake fur and gasoline in the morning.

It smells like, purification.

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Moral-Derpitude•

Purr-ification

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Get out.

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From_Deep_Space•

its for "animal lovers". LoL

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xoX_Zeus_Xox•

"You're technically correct. The best kind of correct."

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nehal4•

Well that's not wrong.

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FriesWithThat•

So Arpaio hopes to see everyone at Arizona Fur Con.

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Deyln•

know a how to pop a tent....city.

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savagedan•

Racist old criminal

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flmike1185•

(Admitted convicted felon) per accepting pardon*

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SelectiveSanity•

And he still doesn't understand that and thinks he's innocent.

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Its no wonder he treats people being held and awaiting trial like they've been charged and are in a prison from a really shitty kids movie.

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juansaaa•

Do you think he framed his presidential pardon

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Liar_tuck•

That he got trolled by furies says all you need to know.

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Envy_Dragon•

We're ALWAYS going after bigots. They tend to be stupid and uninformed, which makes it reeeeally easy to weaponize our bad rep against them.

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hoanbridgetroll•

For $31 I might see if he’ll talk up the Arizona Brony convention.

It’s either that or watch Mulan, can’t decide.

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CaptainRelyk•

At least there is a chance of seeing a dragon and hearing songs at a Brony con, both of which Disney stupidly removed from the new Mulan

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Kate925•

Okay, so I haven't seen the new Mulan yet, but people seem to complain when the live action movies are too similar, and when they're not similar enough.

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ilvostro•

people

Ayup there's your problem right there

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syphilis_sandwich•

Guarantee you’ll get more entertainment from trolling Joe than from watching another overhyped Disney retread.

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tinacat933•

We lovingly welcome them to Pittsburgh every year. Not only are they wonderful people they bring millions of dollars into our economy. It was a real hit they had to cancel this year.

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modernchic1977•

Booked a normal cruise last year out of New York. Found out it was also a furry group's cruise as well. I love flurries (not that way, but they all seem like super nice people with a sort of strange kink. Not like we all don't have them, who am I to judge?), and it was amazing seeing all the NY/NJ cops who also seemed to book the same cruise trying to come to grips with the furries brigade.

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MacAttacknChz•

If you use your imagination, it's like a discount Disney cruise!

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Blue387•

If I remember, the Mets booked into the same hotel as a furry convention in 2009 when they were in town to play the Pirates.

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tjcase10•

We the people of Western Massachusetts would like to thank the people of Arizona for taking this guy off our hands. Don't ever try to send him back.

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Tigergirl1975•

Wait, he's from Western Mass?

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tjcase10•

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Arpaio Yup born and raised in Springfield

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Tigergirl1975•

Well that is disgusting. I was just there.

Thank god hes out of there. Sorry Arizona.

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Aetol•

Yup born and raised in Springfield

You realize that doesn't really narrow it down state-wise

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thewholerobot•

You guys don't have Furry conventions?

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tjcase10•

Not sure. I'm not part of that community.

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n3kr0m4nt1x•

Wow, TIL. Glad we aren't linked this guy anymore lol

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Greppim•

UwU

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__jrod•

Joe Arpaio the racist criminal

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Warrenwelder•

How much to see his dick on Onlyfans?

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Foolyz•

Fuck Joe Arpaio

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EmilyStewart57•

Guess he missed that CSI episode. Sexy kitty & Linda lamb.

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JoeMamaAndThePapas•

Read just enough to notice that this guy says that he thinks he could be be popular enough to charge $1000 for a cameo, instead of $30. What is guy smokin'? For even the highest rank celebrities I can think of, they would be barely registerable for a $1000 fee.

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This is exactly the man I want to see punked by a furry convention.

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Also think about this. If this man went to a furry convention he would be booed. And they would be right to do it.

Imagine...just a sea of furries jeering at you.

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thewholerobot•

I dunno, if he had a good costume they'd probably be all over him nonetheless.

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duckduckohno•

He's got a bust of ronald reagan's head in his office. Gross. The office of the president, nor those who hold it should be deified.

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starm4nn•

Neither should

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Bran_Mongo•

This is my personal choice for the best headline of 2020.

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shleppenwolf•

Meow.

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