It's 5:40am on November 4, 2020. After a hotly contested election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, YOU have been elected by write-in vote. What now?
Posted Sep 18, 2020, 7:09 AM UTC
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Every politician that takes a bribe will be publically hung. No more of this buying a politician bullshit, trump gets life in prison. And none of that white collar prison shit either
I give myself a 60k salary for life and I retire, I'm not tryna be a life long politician fuck that
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Trump goes to jail and gets raped by paul manafort
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Find an experienced chief of staff and have them guide me through the process of appointing a cabinet. Then I would just tweet Trump to go ahead and get himself fitted for an orange jumpsuit.
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Even as you see the unexpected news on your phone, Secret Service are surrounding your home, as hordes of press vehicles convene around you. Despite the fact you didn't even campaign, you already have multiple death threats against you from the left, the right, and everyone in between. You didn't even know you were in the running. Crap.
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Well I'm not 35 yet so...
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Call my dad, wake his ass up and tell him what’s going on, Wish him a happy birthday and go on with my day.
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Surround myself with people of integrity who know what they're doing and can help show me the ropes. Also, we're fucking cleaning house of all these corrupt assholes. If we have to rebuild it from the ground up, so be it.
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I ask Bernie to serve as my VP, and once he's confirmed I resign.
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Appoint Biden as VP, then step down. I don't have the skillset for politics.
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Well... lets just say its going to take a while and the amount of shit id change on the first day would probably get me killed but it needs to be done, 1st. Presidential order to take effect after the current supreme court justices leave is to put a age cap on those positions at 30 yo to keep them in the middle of the age range to be able to best make decisions for the country as a whole. Next several changes to Immigration law would be made to encourage legal immigration over illegal while making it way easier to immigrate. Next Gun laws fundamentally don't work and just create more problems and strife, all movements for new gun laws will be stopped and a committee of the best constitutional lawyers will be put together to decide what gun laws violate the constitution and remove them from federal law. Finally, a in depth investigation will be launched against all current politicians including myself in this instance and through that we will determine who is fit for office. and finally: all political positions will be caped at 8 consecutive years, I.E. no more career politicians. Oh and change the stupid age restriction on president to 21.
Not everyone will agree with this but its what I would do.
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I would say I take bribes to make laws they want but use the money to buy Tic Tok and permanently delete it.
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Be very confused considering I am an Australian living in Australia and November 4th this year is my 21st 😂
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i will take on my duties as potus
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Give black people reparations. But then give white people twice the reparations and watch everyone get mad, lol.
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Unlike The Donald, I quickly recognize that I’m utterly unfit for the job and hand it over to someone who knows what they are doing.
As near as I can tell, Michelle Obama already led the free world from the rear, I’d give her another go.