How many calories are in this Ramen Noodle Lip Balm?

How many calories are in this Ramen Noodle Lip Balm?

Posted Sep 25, 2020, 12:35 PM UTC

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carbohydrate-king•

wait jokes aside.... is that supposed to taste like instant noodles? imagine kissing someone who was wearing that lmao

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exmooseontheloose•

the side of the tube looks like it says “vanilla” so it’s probably a normal lip balm with a ramen design

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aidoll•

Disappointing. I wanted to get one for my sister’s Christmas stocking!

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ediblesprysky•

That’s even more confusing!

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anunderscore_•

Might wanna clock an extra 600 just to be safe. How big are your lips? Thin lips might be 600, but hotdog lips might need 8-900.

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TheEducatedStoner•

Probably 2000mg of sodium

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bethlookner•

laneige has a gummy bear flavor lip mask. it tastes like white haribo bears

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crfitgirl•

Each application is equivalent to 1 standard package of Ramen noodles. ~600 calories depending on flavor.

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notbasicenoughOP•

Ramen is so calorific... no wonder I gained so much weight.

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worstpies•

The fact that it’s vanilla flavored is somehow more disturbing to me than if it had been ramen flavored

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eyeut•

I bet it's 1200 calories

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dusty_safiri•

Perfect size! I was preparing ramen and portioning out one noodle a day (#mealprep) but this takes all the work and mess. One swipe a day looks good enough!

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