Girlfriend's roommate leaving [NSFW]

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Posted Jul 27, 2011, 4:07 PM UTC

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Your penis is longer than your torso and thicker than your body, yet it will still fit inside your girlfriend's vagina. You can't explain that.

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pylon567•

In...credible....

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NoRaptors•

That, dear friends, is what we call "Hung like a horse." Also, I can explain it; look at the background image and use your imagination~

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pylon567•

Mandingo!

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imperialxcereal•

Having sex on a bunch of communal spaces is fucking gross and rude.

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hehe fucking

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pylon567•

Obviously we're dealing with a person who isn't kinky and wants to spice it up!

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victoryvines•

I lol'd, for I am familiar with this situation.

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Honey_Otter•

Tbh it depends what you mean by 'all the things' if your going to start fucking in communal areas, thats disrespectful to the person who pays for the other half of that apartment/house/dorm.

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derped•

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Giggity giggity giggity goooooo!!!

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MeetTheFocker•

this is NOT NSFW

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jpoleOP•

It does say "fuck" and it has an extremely realistic image of two people making sweet, weekly love... maybe nsfw

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Osiris32•

While fucking on all the things sounds like a cool idea, I would recommend NOT trying the coffee or end tables. Having to explain fractured furniture to a roommate and the suprise-visiting roommates parents afterward is more than just a tad awkward. Especially when the surprise-visiting father tries to high-five you.

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Obviouslynotafaggot•

That is one big penis. ಠ_ಠ

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thefishsnake•

i ghive you 100 votes

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blueboybob•

poke her face

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