r/VXJunkies•
polprog

Stop duping coolant into my pond. No more mr nice guy

I'm sick and tired of being woken up by the printer going off in the basement at 3 AM because the tachyon alarm triggered again. You punks keep dumping Riemtron coolant into my pond and this needs to stop. You are killing the fish I keep putting there. Don't think I can't see you, the needle on the detector in the kitchen is twitching when you are pulling up to the cul de sac already. You know who you are.

It's still trespassing even if you take the signs off (3 times last month!!) the day before, and just because you can't see my house from behind the trees doesn't mean it's not private property. Seriously, get an oil barrel for your waste, the cost to get one disposed of is only $50 and I doubt you will even fill it up twice a year.

If I catch you again I will call the county sheriff. Take some responsibility

Posted Oct 4, 2020, 6:23 AM UTC

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guy_mcdudefella•

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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The_cogwheel•

A little trick you can pull on your vandles: take out your surviving fish and add a bit of high concentration Yatto-based coolant. When the punks dump in the Reimtron, the resulting Markus Reaction should paint them in a nice shade of bright indigo for the next couple of months.

It might also blind and sterilize them, so be sure to make sure you got a lawyer on retainer to defend against the inevitable lawsuit.

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NerdyKirdahy•

Lol

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