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Timoradium

Is my boss a communist?

I think my boss might be a communist. So a while ago, I got my first paycheck at a fast food place. I guess it wasn't too bad, but I did the math and figured out that I sold a lot more food than I got paid for, even when you account for the price of the food. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said we're all part of one big team, but some people get paid more than others. This is suspiciously close to the famous quote: "some are more equal than others" from my favourite book, Animal Farm and is what got me thinking about this. We make money, and then he takes it and gives it to someone else who doesn't even work! I'm no economist, but this is textbook socialism. I think I've come to the conclusion that the best way for me to combat these socialistic businesses practices would be teaming up with my fellow workers unify out power and demonstrate that we understand the full value of our labour. Anyone else have similar experiences with obviously Marxists bosses before, or any other advice??

Posted Oct 6, 2020, 8:20 PM UTC

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gluestick20•

You need to have workers organize to seize the means of production to stop this socialist behavior.

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AmumuPro•

Do you have any good books that would teach us how to prevent socialism?

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J_Stalinator•

The Communist Manifesto is one that comes to mind for this particular situation

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Anakin_I_Am_High•

+book the communist manifesto

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TimoradiumOP•

Here is a basic reading list from my Discord:

  1. Principles of Communism
  2. The Communist Manifesto
  3. Socialism: Utopian and Scientific
  4. State and Revolution
  5. Transitional Programme
  6. The Revolution Betrayed
  7. Wage Labor and Capital
  8. Value, Price and Profit
  9. Imperialism: The Highest Stage of Capitalism
  10. Origin of Family, Private Property and the State
  11. Left Wing Communism: An Infantile Disorder
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Lynch4433•

The Unabomber Manifesto: Industrial Society and Its Future

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I think my boss might be a communist. So a while ago, I got my first paycheck at a fast food place. I guess it wasn't too bad, but I did the math and figured out that I sold a lot more food than I got paid for, even when you account for the price of the food. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said we're all part of one big team, but some people get paid more than others. This is suspiciously close to the famous quote: "some are more equal than others" from my favourite book, Animal Farm and is what got me thinking about this. We make money, and then he takes it and gives it to someone else who doesn't even work! I'm no economist, but this is textbook socialism. I think I've come to the conclusion that the best way for me to combat these socialistic businesses practices would be teaming up with my fellow workers unify out power and demonstrate that we understand the full value of our labour. Anyone else have similar experiences with obviously Marxists bosses before, or any other advice??

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aVerySexyPotato•

Dump him girlfriend. You are a QUEEN. And you do not need this negative bullshit in your life from this Lenin Lovin Ho! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

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thall_tree•

T H I S, so much this!

Edit: spelling mistake Edit 2: why are people downvoting me, I'm literally in support of OP Edit 3: sorry for format I'm on mobile

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AChickenInAHole•

Socialism is a big red flag.

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I think my boss is a communist. So, I recently received my first salary at a fast food restaurant. Not too bad, but when I do the math, I find that the food I sell exceeds what I can eat, even if I think about the price of food. When I tried to talk to him, he said that we are all part of a great team, but some people make more money than others. Here is a suspicious quote from my favorite book on zoos: "Some are more equal than others." We make money, we take money and then we give money to people who are not working! I am not an economist, but this is a socialist book. The conclusion is that the best way to approach this socialist business practice is to work with your colleagues to show our strengths and show that we understand all business values. I thought I could. Je! Has anyone had a similar experience with a former Marxist president?

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Anakin_I_Am_High•

Yeah seize the means of production to stop socialists like Bernard Sandies and Vevezuela

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fuckmeups•

Birdie Sandals cringeee xD comism

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yeeticusboiii•

He takes money. I am THIS close to quoting 1984

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EggYolk2555•

I think your boss is being controlled by the communist lobbyists. I recommend seizing the means of production, so that he cannot profit of what you sell and you get the amount worth your labour.

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HansZeDestructor•

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They all do, sadly. It seems we have no choice left but to abolish private corporations. It's the only way to defeat marxism.

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AbsolutebMadlad•

Your boss is a obviously marxist propagandadist.

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Orwell was a marxist

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