For those who are doing a watching party, I've dusted off and updated an Election Night, Drinking Game 2020 Edition - draft, feel free to comment on it!

A vessel for party leader taking a selfie with someone is going to make for a messy and early night.

Winston acts smarmy Anyone says: “Covid”

This is a one way ticket to alcohol poisoning

Big gulp if conservative party gets seat but finish vesell if act get a seat? I see at least one skull session going down

Following this even closely will get you very drunk. Nice.

Slightly related but TVNZ/TV3, please please pleeeeeeeeease send someone to the AdvanceNZPP election night party thing and make sure we get lots of live crosses to it.

The party leader taking a selfie one is going to be dangerous

Take a cone: Weed ref passes

Might need to remove the line about the 'I Voted Today' badge.

Mike Hosking or Duncan Garner being annoying

I don't think Mike Hosking is hosting this year, it looks like TVNZ will have John Campbell. So expect a lot of "Marvellous" and platitudes about what a great job everyone's doing.

Edit: Actually, I think John's newest catch word is "extraordinary".

Free election night party poster template. Made it for the original election date, sadly the new date doesn't work for a party at my place so my hard work never paid off! PM me for an editable copy

Please make comments on it and I'll try update it for Friday night, I've been out of NZ for a couple months so some stuff might be outdated. Thanks!

If there's any in there regarding the Greens tanking, I'm not sure if I'm ready to be that drunk.

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