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CaptainSquab

Learn how to stop overeating with this one simple trick! (Doctors fear her!)

Hot new trend- You won't believe it's not Halo Top!

Get Covid and lose your sense of taste, you'll only eat whenever you have to!

Turn pasta in to the most revolting thing you've ever put in your mouth with this simple trick!

Mixed vegetables are your new best friend! You can't taste them but the different textures are kinda spiffy. (Except for butternut squash.. why is that the only flavor coming through..?)

I'm not suffering at all looking at my bag of snacks that are somehow even less rewarding to eat than before. Looking at you, zebra cakes and pringles.

SRS: For real I ate an apple w/ peanutbutter 4 hours ago and I could taste every bit of it and it was DELICIOUS. I sat down to eat lunch (grilled pork chop, roasted mixed veg, and a side of mac) and I couldn't taste any of it. I thought I was going crazy so I ate a little bit of peanutbutter again. No taste. Nada. This is fine.

Posted Oct 21, 2020, 6:56 PM UTC

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CaptainSquabOP•

Im sure a million of these posts have been made already but now I'm sick so here's mine

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bozo_learns•

Ugh! So sorry you’re sick. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Did you test with peanut butter by chance or because it is actually the perfect way to test whether you’ve lost your sense of taste or smell?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nationalpost.com/news/canada/heroes-of-the-pandemic-a-canadian-professor-has-a-peanut-butter-sniff-test-to-combat-covid-19/wcm/451ad615-491c-45eb-8fa0-5f3f9539c7b4/amp/

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carbohydrate-king•

uh why would you want her to recover?? she's having an easier time sticking to 1200, and that's the ultimate goal in life!! why do you want to sabotage her >:(

^(/s *obviously*, i hope OP gets better)

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CaptainSquabOP•

Lmao it was just by chance! I was like "peanutbutter is the most overpowering thing there is"

Thank you for the well wishes

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mamaguebo69•

I know this is a kinda old post but I feel your pain. I lost my sense of smell and taste for a week two years ago because of the flu and it was the WORST.

Potato chips were too hard and greasy, eggs had the most horrible texture imaginable, and bread was so tasteless and boring. I wanted to die 😭

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-911caloriedeficit•

My dad has tumours that push inside his face and he can't smell or taste anymore. He's become a skinny legend ever since. I truly hope this thing's genetic ♡

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CaptainSquabOP•

CONCERNED NOISES

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