Hello? 911?
Posted Dec 11, 2020, 12:24 AM UTC
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I guess Trump loaned Ted his balls back for the night.
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If you know anything about Representative Swalwell you'd know that taking low jabs at him over Twitter doesn't mean Ted Cruz has balls. It's exactly the kind of bitch move he's known for.
Don't get me wrong, I like Swalwell but he's not exactly scary or vicious. He's more like a goofy puppy who has a big heart and cares deeply about his country.
Ted Cruz is a person. That about the nicest thing I can say about him.
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Oh I ain’t complimenting Ted one bit. He is clearly less than a man.
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I didn't mean to suggest that you were complimenting Ted Cruz. Sorry if it came out that way. That would be a foul thing to do to a stranger. I just wanted to make it clear that he has in no way regained his testicles.
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No worries. His not having testicles compliments his not having a spine or a brain.
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It would be funny if Trump actually paying Chinese taxes gave them the money to pay the spy.
Funny because Trump paid so little in US taxes we couldn’t afford retaliation!
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This is too funny for this sub
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Well... it was removed for a reason ;)
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Jesus that’s fucking stupid. When cruz kisses Trump’s fatass he can taste Putin
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Maria Butina.
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Ted Cruz let Donald Trump call his wife ugly in front of God and everyone and has groveled at his feet every day since.
Mitch McConnell is married to a Chinese spy and Turmp appointed her to his cabinet.
Cruz is an evangelical and trump is a huge sinner who has mocked his religion. So much for pulling for Jesus.
Maria Butina was a Russian spy who has pics with every Republican and slept with a lot more
Also the NRA.
No shit. Whatever ended up happening with that? I know she was charged but what about the old fucks that got caught with their hands in the honey pot?
She’s back in Russia. Because we have a traitor president