Throwback to a classic, also cuz it got removed for torontology.

STORY: The Day I Nearly Got Raped by Top 5

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It was last September, and I had just started Grade 10. I was hungry after class so I went to Yorkdale mall for some Chic-Fil-A.

When I arrived at the food court I saw the well-known rapper, Hassan Ali, or Top 5. I was so surprised to see him and I asked him for a picture and why he was at the mall. He told me that he was picking up an order for his Uber Eats career. I guess the music money wasn’t coming in enough...

Top 5 told me that after he picks up the order he can show me his car and he could drive me home. My Presto card was almost out of funds so I agreed to come with him.

We went to the parking lot and I saw his exquisite, rusted, 2002 Honda Civic. I sat in the front seat and we began driving to the customer’s house. Top 5 began to move his hand towards my thighs and he was squeezing my inner thigh while driving.

I was shocked but I couldn’t do anything because I was scared he was gonna shoot me as he is a dangerous offender! As he did this he began to tell me stories about his “fuck-buddy” Flippa.

He told me two little known secrets. Firstly, that GGG actually stands for “Gay Guys Gang” and secondly, that him and Flippa are in a very healthy homosexual relationship.

He actually believes that Flippa wants to be sentenced to “Life in Prison” so he can be with the phattest assed guys in the GTA in Toronto South. Then he dropped off the Uber Eats to his “Gangbang Trap or Bath House” off of Jane and Finch.

Finally... he said he would drop me home but he wanted me to rub his bald spot on his head before we did that. He told me that Flippa would do that when he backed him or “Drill(ed him) Some More”, ya know?

Top 5 had a massive bulge and after 20 minutes we arrived on Varna Drive. I told him that I lived in Lawrence Park, but he told me this “was my new home”. I told Mr. Ali that I didn’t want to have gay sex with him.

“You fucking pussy, GGG!!” he screamed as he kicked me out of the Civic. I was now stranded on Varna and I was taunted by all his fellow “Gay Guy Gang” members as I waited for the TTC to get back home.

After that day, I knew that I would never get in a car with Hassan Ali or any GGG (LGBTQ+) gang member ever again...

Posted Dec 18, 2020, 3:16 AM UTC

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pronthrowawaylol•

Credits to me 🤣

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m0z69OP•

ahlie that shit was so funny

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