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u/m0z69โ€ข

Wanna know what its like to be Top5, here's an Autobiography of his life and future endeavours.

First thing in the morning, one of my GGG (GayGayGay) homies immediatly gives me a wakeup call ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. He nuts all over my face!!! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸคฎI wakeup and lick it off my face and it tastes kinda salty ๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿง‚ yet it was still pretty good ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข I check the time and its time 2 clap the awps1!!! me aNd my homies hop in the ride (not dick) and do a ride out on neptune ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒnot like the ones in star wars1! he catch an opp lackin at the corner store ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ i bend im ovr and while WhyG(Why Gay//??๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ) thrust into his throat ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ my GGG (GayGayGay if u forgot) starts 2 fap in the background ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ†. after clap up that op

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u/m0z69โ€ข

guys i dont know if u heard but why g stained moefaygoos chain for dissing wass gang (big mistake๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆ) come get it back in blood am I right!!11!! if even people from outside the city arent safe imagine what he does to his pops. why g is such a demon i might have to reconsider join wass gang since I might not make the cut๐Ÿ˜ญanyways ill keep u all up to date the next time why g does something devilish (he probably doing it right now).

wassgangIDSK231 signing out.

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u/m0z69โ€ข

STORY: The Day I Nearly Got Raped by Top 5

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It was last September, and I had just started Grade 10. I was hungry after class so I went to Yorkdale mall for some Chic-Fil-A.

When I arrived at the food court I saw the well-known rapper, Hassan Ali, or Top 5. I was so surprised to see him and I asked him for a picture and why he was at the mall. He told me that he was picking up an order for his Uber Eats career. I guess the music money wasnโ€™t coming in enough...

Top 5 told me that after he picks up the order he can show me his car and he could drive me home. My Presto card was almost out of funds so I agreed to come with him.

We went to the parking lot and I saw his exquisite, ruste

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