r/ihavesex•
chef9292

On a watch collectors page

On a watch collectors page

Posted Jan 13, 2021, 6:11 PM UTC

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This gives me really uncomfy domestic abuser vibes

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GoorooKen•

Accurate

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CardboardChampion•

I love that the car seems to be reacting to his shit.

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2020inanutshel•

Fuck now I can't unsee it

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CopPornAndButter•

I just feel left out because I can't see it

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A_Friendly_Robot•

Speedometer and power reserve are the 'eyes', the airbag crease(?) above the Rolls-Royce logo is the sad 'mouth'.

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CardboardChampion•

I was seeing the black circle around the RR as a half-shocked open mouth. The different sized eyes because it's that turn to the side incredulous "did you really spout that shit in my good Christian Reddit feed" expression.

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[deleted]•

is ur wife.... ok?

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mctuffins12345•

Ah yeah. Look at me. I’m doing the basic activities of a human being. So fucking great! This gives me an excuse to try and show off to my internet friends my car and watch. Mmm oh yeah.

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anunexpectedturnip•

Physical activity? Check

Sexual intercourse? Check

Performing work for income to exchange for goods and services? Check

Yep, it's someone who breathes alright.

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FriendlyAM•

My rental car and Roleks.

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Baybad•

To get a Rolls Royce as a rental car, you probably need to be wealthy enough to own it, just sayin.

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C-bugg•

He is MAN!

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MRHalayMaster•

And he has not peed his pants for three(3!) years, ok?

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gayaxotlz•

His name is Mr. Manly Manson and he does lots of things that Normal Masculine Men Do

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Frickinswagbro•

Bro I’m just crushing it all around today bro

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Squirrelly_Khan•

I’m sure you are Chad. I’m sure you are

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2020inanutshel•

Am I the only person who finds virtually all Rolex watches to be some of the ugliest timepieces ever created? I mean fuck, they all look like the ugly shitty $20 watches at walmart.

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RomanUrinalsXVI•

Not too mention, he’s in a Rolls- Royce and yet that’s the cheapest model of Rolex in the market.

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cgw1234•

I thought the datejust was cheaper. And the airking?

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chef9292OP•

There’s a few cheaper models, I’d say the sub was more mid range

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thepro00715•

That’s a sea dweller not a sub

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RomanUrinalsXVI•

Seems you are correct. I never even knew about the datejust before now...It looks basically like the Oyster to me.

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Keshig1•

Oyster perpetual is the cheapest

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Crusty_Gerbil•

Uh no lol. Sea-dwellers are very hard to find at retail, not to mention there are many cheaper than it (Oyster Perpetual, Datejust, Migauss, Explorer I, Air-King).

There are long wait lists for them, especially black like this one.

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cgw1234•

Probably because its one of the mosy copied timepieces in the world

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mudpilot•

It’s not just you. They are old man watches.

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similiarintrests•

A lot of young people are into mechanical watches. In a world where everything is thrown away and replaced after a few years, mechanical watches is something you could have for your life.

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mudpilot•

I resisted mechanical for years. I have to wear a watch at work, and I liked quartz for the accuracy. Then I got tired of replacing batteries every three to five years (not sure why but it felt way more frequent). And I didn’t want yet another device to charge so didn’t go down the smart watch road. So now I have a solar Seiko (should be good for 10 years I am told), and two lower end mechanical watches. I have been really surprised by the mechanical watch accuracy and I may have gone too far into the rabbit hole for common sense to pull me back.

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2020inanutshel•

Are you me?

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similiarintrests•

Yeah it's something really nice about a watch that just works all the time. Having to think about the battery isn't fun

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YoshiYogurt•

what would you say is a young person's watch? Apple watches?

I don't like any rolexes really except maybe the milguass but it does seems mechanical and even quartz watches now are basically only worn by enthusiasts or old people.

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mudpilot•

You are right about the typical watch owner being older. But a lot of jobs still require people to keep to time and don’t allow a phone or the phone isn’t practical. Those people probably get a cheap quartz?

But I think there are some beautiful mechanical watch designs being released all the time that aren’t a sub homage or a two-tone OP with (gag) fluted bezel. I like a lot of Longines, Citizen and Hamilton models. I particularly like Sinn and Bremont but of course it’s all in the eye of the buyer. Personally I just find Rolexes fugly and old-fashioned without having any retro charm.

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YoshiYogurt•

I agree. Datejusts and OPs are alright looking imo. and not to to be the cliche meme but im more of a Grand Seiko guy if I had to choose a high end brand.

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btint•

Fake lmao

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That watch looks crappy.

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ignorantelders•

This dude either beats either his wife or his kids

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thebreckner•

The Watch also Looks pretty Fake. Just saying.

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PlaceboKoyote•

Thought that too. The watchface looks actually good, but the rest looks... okay, but not Rolex like. But I am relatively new into watches so wasn't sure

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VigorousVenom•

God what a fucking douche

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MarcoFino888•

Coincidentally managed to get the RR in the photo on the steering wheel.

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