As a Belgian, I can confirm our problem solving is like this.
Posted Feb 14, 2021, 2:52 AM UTC
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As a German, this is wishful thinking.
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It's missing a whole squadron of external consultants between the problem and the solution.
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Yup and for the UK, “I’ll pop the kettle on” is the appropriate response to any issue.
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Greece: Problem-----> Solution: Debt-----> Problem remains
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It’s unsolvable by design. Anything left to sell to Germany?
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Germany pfff, for China we might have something.
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For Turkey "problem-more problems-more problems" means whenever a problem is brought to attention (say, food prices that go up almost every fucking month) the media starts talking about another problem instead, which is usually a "problem" only for a small part of the population (evil LGBT tryina brainwash us into turning gay and fondling dicks by using subliminal rainbows for instance), so problems that affect everyone get bogged down by the bullshit.
If the original problem has a habit of resurfacing, you arrest the problem instead. Say there is a guy who criticizes government's economic policy during a random street interview, you arrest that dude. Therefore the problem becomes a terrorist. 100% of the population of this country is a terrorist by the definition of at least some part of the population anyway, so things aren't going to change much now.
This is a country where even facial hair styles is an indicator of political alignment. So you gotta be careful about what problem you choose to talk about.
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I hope your country will once again move closer to Atatürk and the rest of Europe and away from Erdogan.
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I have no hope, but thanks.
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I would love to hear more about subliminal rainbows.
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Ministry of Commerce (I translated that wrong probably) said products with rainbows on them should have +18 warnings on them.
Some grade school teachers started a project during coronavirus restrictions and I don't know the details but it apparently is about children drawing rainbows and putting them on their homes windows as some kinda "you are not alone" feel good vibe as homework. Ministry of Education called it a "LGBT project" and warned the teachers not to do it. Some big wig in the Education and Science Workers' Union of Turkey said "don't give support to LGBT perverts"
A children's book was banned in Turkey because it has a rainbow on the cover.
There is more but I already feeling like throwing up so I'm gonna stop here. In short people think rainbows are gonna make people starting to crave some cock. It rained and now there is a rainbow in the sky? DO NOT LOOK AT IT MY DUDE. There are bois fucking each other there in the clouds and you don't wanna catch that gayness. This one is a joke but at this point nothing would surprise me.
Honestly, if you feel like asking "what are the things that banned in Turkey?" I'd say think about wholesome, fun, innocent, good things. Such things are not allowed in here. Oh you raped someone? Then we'll just release you from prison after a year or so with an amnesty. You are a corrupt official? Great, so are we! Being disgusting piece of shit is encouraged, being a good person is kinda sus.
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I´m sorry to hear that, I hope you get out of that situation one day.
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There are more stages in Italy: after all the talking, we choose one man to decide, and then we blame him.
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Don't forget about the part when he is forced to leave office half-way through implementing a solution, and then we get angry that he didn't fully implement the solution.
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Canada: problem --> "Look at how much worse the US is compared to us!" --> pretending that this somehow solves the problem and moving on!
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you forget the dutch way of solving problems:
problem > polderen > solut...
or: problem > polderen - organize a dinner to talk about the problem - at the end of the night: "who pays the bill" > new problem
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Ah, the good ol' polder-model, where we vote for a new government every few years but nothing ever changes.
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Still better than voting for the same government every few years to solve the problems that said government created in the first place.
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thank god nothing changes. because: america first, the netherlands second L;)
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If this has already been posted I will delete it.
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I understand everything except 2 things
- Is Swiss answer a solution?
- What Poles do with their solutions after?
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As a Pole I can say that either we don't get past fighting part or none of solutions work properly
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I think the swiss part is they hold a referendum and the people give an answer on what to do but its a crosspost, not OC so not sure. We´d need a swiss to help us out.
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It’s just a meme but all of these are all countries to some degree. Apart from the tea one, maybe.
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Seems accurate.
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Hahahaha. Amazing!
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For the UK they left out the whole arguing about biscuits bit.
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*Solution probling
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If only german problem solving was still like that
Well, at least the current "solution" is better than "final solution", so could be worse.
Well most solution are but we totally lost our way since around 86 somehow the capable politicians of back then got replaced by whining babies and bitches
Current: hire McKinsey to find a solution.