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CunningLanguageUserOP•

Additional info:

  • She hasn't corresponded since for some reason.
  • She's not fat in any way at all. I was seriously gibbering.
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bmidge•

Show her this comic. Tell her that you made it just now and that you haven't show it to anyone.

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CunningLanguageUserOP•

And there was me thinking I'd maxed out on the bad ideas!

Makes me tempted to find out what the next panels are in this alternate universe.

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bmidge•

I was just thinking if you show her that you were stupid even in your own eyes, and you regret it enough to keep thinking about it and make a comic then maybe she'll give you another shot.

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Modokon•

NEW: Instant Forever Alone! Just add alcohol.

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ratdude•

major fail. i commiserate

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Honey_Otter•

I think this is more a danger of drinking lead paint as a child

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mst3kcrow•

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ElAvestruzSees Invisible Bananas•

Could`ve sworn it raped up instead of ramped up.

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CunningLanguageUserOP•

Somehow raping up the temperature seems appropriate in my head too.

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[deleted]•

This was quite painful to read. Yet hilarious. Like watching a cat walk around with a paper bag on its head.

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cclsn3•

I hate my drunk self too when it does that.....aaaarrrgh. Love the drawing.

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[deleted]•

Damn you alcohol jaded brain! Damn youuuuuu!

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Megusta15•

alcohol! the amazing liquid happieness that gets me through most of my weekends and causes most of my prolems! nothing better!

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emmalee302•

Actually laughed out loud.

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survivalist_guy•

Oh man that was funny! The stroke thing had me laughing a good bit.

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ar0on•

You should save dick slaps for the third date.

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lolmonger•

She's not "that kind of girl" but is slobbering on your cock after the second date?

What is "that kind of girl", then?

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