CunningLanguageUser

The title pretty much covers it. This is hardly a game changing thing, but good for a laugh. For the unaware, Shazam is a music identifying app for smartphones which works by sampling using your phone's microphone before matching and identifying the recording with its rather huge online database of songs.

How I use it:

• Just takes one tap to start the listening, can be from your pocket, and then a look, like you're checking the time. Don't need to mention the song's name straight after you check the phone
• House parties -- start discussion/lead the frame by talking about band/song -- knowing stuff that other people don't makes it quite easy
• If I'm at a girl's and they're trying to im

Reading the forever alone thread, I saw a few 'I made up a fake girl on facebook to make another jealous', and they're always damn interesting, actually somewhat rational, and apparently not as uncommon as I'd imagine.

Has anyone else got untold stories about this? How'd it all pan out? Is it still in progress? Doesn't have to be in a romantic sense, they're all interesting!

Greetings gentlemen,

I'm nearly ready to order all the parts I've selected. Here's hoping this table displays.

Part list permalink / Part price breakdown by merchant

I have a few ('natural') friends and one in particular who is very, very good at getting pictures of real-life girls, usually mutual-friends, of all levels of classiness, to bare their bodies over webcam/IM or through text messaging. Seeing pictures of butter-wouldn't-melt-in-their-mouth female friends when you're still in school by the way, was actually pretty eye-opening at how unambitious I actually was.

Now anyway, this skill seems to escape me in comparison, even though I'm not out-done when it comes to actually getting girls in bed. In my experience, when this happens for me, it's usually off girls' own back...

I ask thee this: Is there something I'm missing? My main conclusion is th

And do you intend to give more in 'the future', or if you start making more? Are you already satisfied with how much you give? Do you not believe in any charities?

I'm interested in this, and it's not something I can really discuss with people due to its privacy.

General estimates welcome!

And I'm entirely serious. After more than twenty years, I realised that I can in fact run really long distances, if I just make sure I keep my gait under control.

To clarify, I used to just run... slower. After about two minutes or so, my legs would be in pain, and my panting would be out of control, just like it would in sprinting. I used to only be able to manage about a mile, which was near my limit, after which I would be totally wasted. It used to bamboozle me that people who, to look at, were considerably less fit than me managed to outrun me over distances despite carrying more weight, not being noticeably stronger, or moving that much slower.

I don't run, but I often get bored wal

This was inspired by this thread but I'm imagining there must be all sorts of weird and wonderful material I've missed out on. Share away!