You come across an enchanted piss forest....
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gunshowcomic.comPosted Nov 22, 2011, 4:09 AM UTC
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gunshowcomic.comWTF is it with people injecting their sexual fetishes into non-sexual RP. I have never understood the thought process that makes this seem like an okay thing to do.
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I don't play tabletop RPG's, I just come here for the community, so I have to ask. Is that actually common? Like, really?
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Not that common, but some people get stuck with really creepy gms.
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I'd imagine there are just as many creepy players as GMs.
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It honestly doesn't matter who's doing the creeping, it's not cool. If the game was not set up as an ero rpg of some sort, then keep it in your pants.
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Wow. I think I played a very similar game of Rifts once unless all the monsters in Rifts have enormous amounts of testicles and dicks that you have to shoot...
We never played with that guy again.
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Well, there are a few monsters with tentacles. The Splugorth Slavers, for example, and they do hang around with enslaved women who wear semi-transparent bathing suits laughingly called "armor".
Hmmm.
Er. Then there's the Splugorth, giant tentacle monsters from another dimension who keep lots of cute female humanoid slaves and are known to be voyeurs....
Hmmm.
Maybe, in addition to writing a nearly unreadable core rulebooks, Kevin Siembieda did toss in some of his fetishes.
No, seriously, the guy was a creeper. I've got my arguments with RIFTS, but as far as I know the rules as written include no penis monsters.
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Testicles... not tentacles. Tentacles would've been welcome over descriptions of many many scrota.
RIFTS draws odd people. The other game we played with another GM was just stupid but not creepy stupid.
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Sorry, I misread what you wrote.
As for RIFTS, I'll freely admit it's pretty much my least favorite system. Some of the setting stuff is cool, but I found the system as a whole to be pretty obnoxious and very blatantly designed for munchkins. And that's completely ignoring megadamage and the silliness of megadamage armor.
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Wow, that's the funniest testicle-tenticle mixup I have ever read!
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Is it wrong that I laughed for a long time?
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If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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Because every wizards day...
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Seems like it would be a good one to add to the Scumbag DM meme.
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To those who haven't played it (if those people exist) this is Vampire The Masquerade.
It might not be Piss World (of Darkness) but some GMs should be monitored closely when/banned from writing plots involving female vampires.
As someone who absolutely loves both VtM and VtR.... I can confirm this.
Both those games are great when they go right but they can go wrong so spectacularly...
As someone who has read the ghouls supplement book, I can see how this could happen.
I feel like the reason we never got beyond the planning stage of VtM games was because we could tell that we'd probably just make it dumb or someone would get too creepy and make things uncomfortable.
Well, if you've ever played with/against a female setite played by a pale-to-the-point-of-transparency teenage boy, you will be happy you never got any further than planning.
In all fairness though, find some serious players, cause when it works right VtM is too good to miss out on.