DaDoucheBag86 is back with another boring-as-shit tale he was "forced" to endure

Hot ham water

He manages to Not Once mention how bIiiiipOOOOOlaRRRRR his mother is, so good on him for that. But, of course, he was "forced" on the trip, the hapless, helpless nubbin that he is. And he's a real unicorn, he hates low flow toilets.

Wonder why Ripe hasn't picked up a single one of his stories? Hm.