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Sauced in the hot tub

Here's a little history to sweeten it.

This OP thinks she is such hot shit, it's amazing. I don't have much to say, this is really just a gift to everyone here.

The sauce is off

I really just want to drop this here with zero commentary but it's a long post so I'll explain why I hate this one so much.

First off, they live with MIL. OP's boyfriend doesn't even have a job. Then, they get pregnant while living with MIL, natch. Then, OP apparently cannot whimper a single syllable in her own defense. Even in the face of racist remarks, lies and conjecture that can impact her professionally. Ever. Literally, ever. Not only that, but she continues to communicate with people who apparently spread her business everywhere. She does, however, expect h

I'd hang up too

Has this OP been posted before? Her title is click-baity as shit and leads the reader to believe her parents both hung up knowing the call was about newborn granddaughter when, in fact, SHE CALLED THEM AT 6AM:

> but my dad gets up at 5am every morning and usually calls me at that time because I am also up (have toddlers, and am also a teacher so my day starts mega early).

Man, no way. No way in hell. Or stupid as hell. No, come on, this is bullshit, right?

Her post history is messy as fuck, too. Surely she's been posted here.

ETA: corrected time from

Oooooh noooo an Em Eye Ell!

How dare someone else have a relationship with my husband, how dare anyone want to buy presents for my husband, how dare she not send my baby a card, how dare she send me a card, how dare she leave me on the floor in a “medical emergency” I never called 911 about, how dare she be a bully even though I never used my words, how dare she want to see my baby, how dare she tell me how to clean in HER house, how dare she buy me helpful things, how dare she be polite, how dare she pay me a compliment via my newborn son, how dare she follow me on Facebook/Instagram how dare she NOT follow me on Facebook/Instagram, how dare she text me how dare she not text me how dare sh

Removeddit

Give me a break.

For the first 15 years of our marriage I received no birthday or Christmas gifts because she demanded the most expensive gifts we could afford and I'd rather not get anything from DH than suffer the consequences.

Uh... that's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

If I said we didn't have the money she would say "yes you do" and then stare at me until I bought it. I was not allowed to call my mom because "It's Mother's Day!" so I called her after the event when I was exhausted and she was drunk.

Oh, until I read that.

So, where was the GUN

Hot ham water

He manages to Not Once mention how bIiiiipOOOOOlaRRRRR his mother is, so good on him for that. But, of course, he was "forced" on the trip, the hapless, helpless nubbin that he is. And he's a real unicorn, he hates low flow toilets.

Wonder why Ripe hasn't picked up a single one of his stories? Hm.

Unresponsive sauce

OP is 19, and by their own report, ignores their mother asking them direct questions. Some of Mom's questions are bitchy, but some clearly point to Mom being concerned about OP's mental health. OP literally refuses to answer save for one snarky ass remark: "It's merely depression. Bug off." Then proceeds to depression-sleep from 9am - 6pm, and is shocked their parents are concerned to the point of removing the lock on her door.

No, baby. No.

Look, I'm a basketcase, diagnosed bipolar II and struggling for fucking years because of it. I understand depression. I

High-steppin' sauce

Sorry, am I missing where her mom went wrong? She walked around the car park while her grandma was in the A&E. WHILE.

"yeah, used the hour and a half waiting outside a&e for grandma to get my steps in walking round the car park!"

Yet, OP spins the fuck out as if her mother left grandma panting inside a hot car for 1.5 hours.

Catch-22 sauce

OP clearly just does not like MIL’s personality, and that’s fine, nobody has to like everybody. But the alarmism at MIL telling a 4 month old he’s gonna be in love with his mom? NOT HIS GRANDMOTHER, HIS MOM. Get a fucking grip. “dONt encOuRagE iNcESt iN mY son!!!” Girl, shut up. That’s fucking ridiculous. Happy fucking Monday lol

Mom sauce

We see the other side of this presumptuous nonsense.

ETA: just want to be clear I am posting for the entitlement of the OP’s daughter, not because I think grandparents shouldnt provide childcare

Complaint sauce

She was an adult, and Prioress gave her a curfew, thus "forcing" her to miss a family event.

Mendacity, exaggeration, a tall tale, an unreliable narrator. Nope nope nope nope NOPE. Retroactive attempts to mitigate OPs glee at the beautiful woman getting taken down a peg via physical assault. Also, people dress their best at weddings, usually, and it’s common for folks to crop themselves out of a wedding picture for online profile pics, so I don’t find MIL’s inclination to do that that strange, nor her observation that her husband was looking at her; people are often feeling romantic at weddings... hopefully, right?

Anyway, I don’t believe MIL said this mostly because this OP cannot be trusted. ETA: it is also an outlandish statement “it should have been my wedding!” Truly,

https://www.removeddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/kn1qz0/aita_sidelined_by_spanish_mil_since_birth_of_baby/gktia3j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

She's fighting hard in the comments and she considers anyone whose MIL speaks Spanish around them "a victim"... ¡Muy interesante!

Edit: I tried to link the removeddit to her comments specifically, as our intrepid Anti-Spanish 456 goes in hard defending AITAOP's anti-Spanish learning stance. For reference, both Anti-Spanish 456 and AITAOP

I've been sitting on these for a week to see if anyone else caught them, so the sauce may be a tad stale but the snark is fresshhhh.

Turn your phone off - Bitchasaurus OP posts about being NC but also

"I told DH call her back (am i wrong for that?) lol" This is a big ding-dong-in-the-microwave-twice energy and I'm excited for her to go for a third round.

Queso es mas, pendeja - Racist anti-Spanish-speaking OP is back, wondering how she can make her kids hate Spanish too. Th

If they aren't bad enough, they're RAAAACIST

Throwaway OP got found out yesterday, apparently. But that's okay! She's still going to keep posting, scruffy little fighter. In fact, this entire post is just a mega-dump of ALL of her JNMIL posts plus extra racist in-laws for maximum villainy. The single comment left by a troll is "racist SIL hunting [her] down and commenting abuse" and also " Who knows what the next harassing message will hold, but I'm eternally grateful that I have such an amazing, supportive husband on my side. " FYI the comment left by the troll is preserved by