Alright, which one of you evil spectacular monsters did this?

Alright, which one of you evil spectacular monsters did this?

Posted Apr 23, 2021, 7:40 PM UTC

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EasyBOven•

If this dude is getting matches, I really need better pics

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TaleofTwoDerpsOPIm back BB!!!•

Honestly, he kinda shames us all. Then again, his matches threw him under the FBI party van, so maybe don't be too jealous of him here.

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EasyBOven•

Gotta be seen to be noticed

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ClutchReverie•

Maybe if you looked more like Wolverine.

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EasyBOven•

Noted

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wonkothesane1327M / DC•

TBF, if you committed treason in a highly public fashion, I'm sure you would get a few people who match with you specifically for the purpose of turning you in.

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EasyBOven•

Possible. We don't see the whole conversation. My read is that she matched with him, found out he committed treason, then said they weren't a match

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TwinSong•

Perhaps he shouldn't use his police mugshot as a profile? Just a thought.

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GrapefruitNo5008•

A lot of women went on Bumble and other apps in DC specifically to find and turn in men who broke into the Capitol. I don’t think she was actually interested lol.

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Fortestingporpoisesonly•

This is what happens when you go to the barber and ask for the "confederate war re-enactor" do.

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PECOSbravoim approaching with romantic intent •

That's the honest-abe cut

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Fortestingporpoisesonly•

It’s the “I’m glad they murdered” honest Abe cut.”

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Kenshiro199X•

Discount Logan.

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AlexS101•
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mysteryteam•

Alex would never.

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AlexS101•

👀

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timbosliceko•

*Abe Lincoln has entered the chat

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admdelta31/ M/ San Diego•

White Nationalist Wolverine

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[deleted]•

This dude is out here getting matches and having full convos while guys here are struggling to get a match.

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neeneko•

Eh, it actually does not surprise me. Something I have noticed in my local community is the more 'radical' people tend to have pretty full dance cards. They tend to be aggressive, passionate, and confident in their worldview, which people respond to.

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PECOSbravoim approaching with romantic intent •

Another commenter said this too but apparently the lady made an account that made it look like she was into all his crazy ass bullshit

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PECOSbravoim approaching with romantic intent •

Good bot

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basketballfreakkk•

He would make a good wolverine stunt double. Thats all i got.

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IPAisGod•

Damn now I know I'm a total loser if I never get any matches and guys like that do.

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Frankie52480•

It wasn’t a real match tho. She used a fake account pretending to be into all of the stuff he was into.

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Frankie52480•

Oh so Danzig is doing OLD now? 😂

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lachamaquitabonita30 F who never swipes right•

😂

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dotta7•

Moral of the story? Humility keeps you from getting caught :p

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C-oquin•

Omg lol

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slaphappypap•

Sooo.... does the woman need witness protection now? Kinda fucked that they released the screenshot.

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Igotmoresense2•

What is it about these obvious sleaze balls that women will fall all over them? I mean, I look at this guy and the first thing I think is a potential rapist. Just looking at this guy should make most any woman want to go in the other direction from him. When I look at him I see trouble. I guess I'll never get that "bad boy" thing that many women never seem to grow out of.

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MomoKun999•

The chick matched with him just to turn him in, someone posted it in the comments up top.

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