Anyone else getting excited watching the Yankees climb the AL East standings?
HEAR ME OUT before you freak because obviously fuck the Yankees and it was really great watching them scuffle along for two weeks. BUT I love when we're competitive with them. I love beating the Yankees, but I love it most when the games really matter. I'll happily take a tight division race with great baseball down the stretch.
Posted May 5, 2021, 7:32 PM UTC
I get the point you’re trying to make... but no. I would much rather have Yankee Stadium burn to the ground and have Gerrit Cole realize he secretly always wanted to be an artist and immediately retire and do that instead, and for Stanton and Judge to be cast as handsome Squidward and Butthead in the live action remakes of Spongebob and Beavis and Butthead respectively. And I want the rest of them to be traded to the Cleveland Browns so that Steinbrenner Jr can fund a shitty Broadway musical.
Then I’ll be happy.
For a second I thought you were suggesting a Squidward and Butthead mash-up movie, and I would totally be down with that.