Got a new bed yesterday, my boyfriend approves.
Posted Dec 14, 2011, 5:20 PM UTC
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When men jokingly refer to their "girlfriend" they mean their hand, with which they masturbate.
So this being your "boyfriend", I am confused.
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Forever alone
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I masturbate with him.
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I got one of those (the plush dolls) for my girlfriend for Christmas. Then she dumped me lol. Now i don't know what to do with it
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What a coincidence, my ex boyfriend gave me mine.
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upvote for cyanide and happiness
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upvote for Cyanide and happiness! I have a plushy in blue with the same sexual eye brows!
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That is pretty awesome.
Thank ya :)