Exotic_Ad7433โ€ข

I like how "patriot" has come to mean "mentally ill right-wing rural."

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AugustinesBitchBoymartiniโ€ข

I'm impressed that rightoids are still going with the 'I identify as [insert stupid object/phrase]' jokes still. 6 years running is a lot of commitment.

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Eternal_Mr_Bonesskullโ€ข

Does it generate seethe on the left still and circlejerk on the right?

I rest my case, caser, caseself.

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The_Dramanomicon๐”“๐”ฅ'๐”ซ๐”ค๐”ฉ๐”ฒ๐”ฆ ๐”ช๐”ค๐”ฉ๐”ด'๐”ซ๐”ž๐”ฃ๐”ฅ โ„ญ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฒ๐”ฉ๐”ฅ๐”ฒ ๐”‡'๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ช๐”žโ€ข

It creates so much seethe that a train who wrote a short story called "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" got cancelled. The story was about a military project that melded soldiers minds with vehicles so that the soldiers got a sexual thrill from killing. The train author had to go into hiding basically.

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__TIE_Guyโ€ข

What that was real?

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Exotic_Ad7433โ€ข

What else do they really have? It's not like the party has produced any coherent policy for the last 20 or so years, probably longer.

All they have is cultural signalling and grievance at social progress.

The biggest issue for the GOP is their voters all prefer left-wing policy, so they need some way to keep said voters supporting them, and grievance politics do that.

I've met so many republican voters that say the only reason they vote Republican is they hate liberals, not policy.

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Detective_Fallacybeerโ€ข

Sounds like a heckin cute and valid reason to me.

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nybbasโ€ข

R-slurs love free stuff. It's why all societies are doomed.

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jubbergunโ€ข

All they have is cultural signalling and grievance at social progress.

Considering how most of your posts are just repeating whatever "own the cons" rhetoric is currently popular I'm just going to assume that the only objection you have is this alleged "grievance at social progress."

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Exotic_Ad7433โ€ข

Lmao what are you even talking about Jubber. I don't even vote nor do I care for liberals.

Here's what you don't understand about me: I hate liberals with the passion of a thousand burning suns. I do not care for them on any level, especially not twitter radlibs and social justice warriors.

The only reason I bash conservatives is that empirically conservatives are worse in every way possible.

Conservatives are why we have no functioning healthcare system.

Conservatives are why the education system is rapidly falling behind.

Conservatives are why our kids are eating prison launches.

Conservatives are why we have the highest incarceration rate in the world.

Conservatives are why drugs have not been fully decriminalized.

I could keep going, but you get the point.

And before you say "oh but democrats too" yeah you're fucking right, democrats too.

But why? Because they're fucking terrified of getting crucified in suburban America with "soft on crime" propaganda and "big government" propaganda.

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choo-chootrainโ€ข

Cause the Joke has only gotten more relevant over time.

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GaysianSupremacist๐ŸŒˆ๐“–๐“ฎ๐“ฝ ๐“œ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฎ๐”‚, ๐“•๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“‘๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ผ๐”‚โ€ข

And I am impressed that there are still leftards offended from it.

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tiptopkitkatโ€ข

even that one is not a pronoun. She has taken " I identify as an attack helicopter" story literally.

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JimieWhalesโ€ข

ruralcels and fucking up basic english grammar, name a more iconic duo

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recriminologyโ€ข

ruralcels and meth mouth

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jubbergunโ€ข

I will posit that either "gay men and Judy Garland fandom" or "lefties and smug" are both more iconic and just as clichรฉ.

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CheMLOPโ€ข

Yeah treeself is legitimate though

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Infidel6cocaineโ€ข

My pronoun is โ€œPatriotโ€

Ngl that would work well as an ironic boardwalk shirt

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Blowyourdad69โ€ข

Methhead vender pilled

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[deleted]โ€ข

I want to own one of those shirt stores just to observe the people who buy that garbage

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JimieWhalesโ€ข

For its sake, I hope that Ben McKee bluecheck is a bot.

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TheOverSeetherflowerโ€ข

We need a term for shills who do it for free. Shillator and shilly come to mind, but I'm not feeling it.

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__TIE_Guyโ€ข

If dummies like this keep getting a platform, at this rate feminists might be like fuck this bring back mysogny.

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MaskOffGlovesOnโ€ข

i gotta imagine that some activists miss the days when people were just killin women instead of this stupid shit

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