Being "treated" to a fry up at the in-law's - but they buy Richmond "sausages". Just awful.
Posted Jun 4, 2021, 12:37 PM UTC
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Truly the Weatherspoons of the sausaging world.
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Great analogy.
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Maybe so but you're an ungrateful arse.
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And you sir, are a humourless prig.
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Sir. Haha.
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When we had a dog, she'd eat anything. Even the cat's vomit.
But she refused to touch the Richmond sausages our neighbour offered during a barbeque
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Sawdust and lard wrapped in a latex sheath, nice
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Richmonds Sausage-Style Tubes.
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Sausage inspired extrusions
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My friend's kids HATE those, they call them richtea sausages though lol.
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My ex loved them.....
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The hardest choices require the strongest wills
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Meat paste in latex, delightful
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A sad r/fryup indeed.
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Grounds for a quick divorce...
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Nah, the wife's a keeper. Her parents on the other hand...
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Check the fridge, if there’s better sausages in there then they’re trying to send you a message
There definitely aren't. Mother in law genuinely loves them, she's beyond help I fear.
That’s messed up
The thing that baffles me, is the quality of everything else.
Really good bacon - perfectly cooked, scrambled eggs are on point, beans are Heinz (not my favourite but perfectly acceptable), mushrooms and black pudding are great, and then it's all brought crashing down by the vilest most horrendous excuse for sausages known to man.
I just don't understand it.
"No sausages for me, I've gone vegetarian/converted to Judaism. Hey, don't take the bacon away!"
Probably want one or both of them had before they could afford better quality of other foods and they’ve gotten used to the taste / brand. Sounds like MiL is the cause of it, FiL probably would eat whatever he was given