Broken Phone OP is back!
Here's a little history to sweeten it.
This OP thinks she is such hot shit, it's amazing. I don't have much to say, this is really just a gift to everyone here.
Posted Jun 30, 2021, 10:02 PM UTC
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Ugh I remember this one well. Seems like she hasn't changed or learned anything from getting her phone smashed to shit for being a little creep. It's a fucking space in a hot tub, just move. Why would she even be making such a bratty fuss when she said she was apparently so nervous about even going coz the MIL doesn't like her? And what's with the 'I've got to stand up for myself' spiel? Over... a hot tub position, at a wedding, for MIL, where everyone is MILs friend or support network.... what?!?! And crying her eyes out coz her bf didn't stand up for her? If I was her boyfriend I'd have kicked her out myself and dumped her ass since she seems to absolutely love stirring the pot then playing victim.
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I’m really surprised the boyfriend hasn’t dumped her. She’s a total bummer and she takes the relationship wayyyyyy more seriously than he does.
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I honestly think he keeps her around for the sex and the company since he makes it pretty clear he doesn't consider he an actual proper gf. And oh god her mooching off his mum who pays the rent at his apartment she's moved herself into whilst pulling stunts like this. Tone bloody deaf. Having read all her posts MIL is a lot more patient and forgiving than I'd be even inviting her to the wedding initially.
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If I were MIL, I'd come home from the honeymoon with an eviction notice for OP.
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She's filmed her MIL without her consent, in her bedroom, then demanded a replacement phone
She ruined an outfit MIL was wearing to a wedding just as MIL was about to leave "accidentally" then when MIL retaliated (and at this stage I think Gandhi would be out of patience) OP stole $20 from her
And I really want to know the syrup story, what on earth did they do to the MIL for her to react that way?
And now this.
Why on earth hasn't her "bf" dumped her? He's already told her he's not as serious as she is. There's got to be some other young lady who isn't this much work who'd like a casual relationship.
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Probably cause she keeps dusting his dick off. Just a guess.
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He's 21, kind of an asshole, and she lets him touch her naughty bits.
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Like OMG her wedding is TOMORROW how can people call her the bride at the place she’s renting for the wedding party, ugh. I’m hot and she’s old. /s
Seriously. I want this to be a troll. If this isn’t a troll she must get off on being told she’s wrong
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Oh fuck can someone find my eyes?!?!?! They rolled so far into my head they got lost!! 😐
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Oh it's THAT OP?? Please see a visual display of how much sympathy I have for OP
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Of all the terrible this OP is, the thing that pissed me off the most was how casual she was in her AITA post about having used a food processor without the lid on. That's just unforgivable.
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WHAT
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It was so dumb and so blatant
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I swear she and the scissor/surgeon fiancé are related. Maybe (not so) distant cousins?
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If they are, their family tree is a wreath.
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Tree stump.
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Bonsai!
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She's a spoiled, immature asshole. That is all.
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I want my 3 minutes back.
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Oooh, it's fart girl. She had like TWO people on that whole mess defending her, lol.
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MIL sounds kind of awesome? A surprise wedding at a gorgeous rental with a warm waterfall feature?? I wanna be friends with this woman.
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Exactly, I fucking love water-related lounging. MIL has good taste. I sincerely doubt the OP was explicitly "invited" as much as she was "tolerated" until she decided to bow up on MIL.
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What a little snot this one is.
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This OP needs to get into therapy, be single for a while “to find herself” (aka GROW THE FUCK UP), and be grateful that she got a few free trips for putting out
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I have no words. Wow, just wow
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"He thinks I’m being dramatic, but I feel like who cares if it was her wedding, he should have stood up for me."
I have so many responses to this particular line, from "EVERYONE WITH A BIT OF DECENCY" to "what the balls" but honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she keeps doing these things as 'tests' and she ends up bawling because her boyfriend 'fails' by not being a shitheel to his mother at this twit's whim.
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She's not the bride because it's the day before her wedding, you see. LOL
This OP is absolutely going to be a complete nightmare when she gets married and expect flurries of cash and gifts and to be catered to for months before and after her special day.
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Yeah when it's HER wedding, she'll be wanting to be pampered, she'll expect the chair she pays for, she'll feel like the bride the day before her wedding, and many people would realise in that moment "oh shit I was so wrong back in my immature days". And this OP just won't grow or realise her shit ever lol
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If I were the bf I’d give the brat a 30 day notice, and find someone with more substance and quality.
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See the thing is, he hates her too, but bangmaid. They all hate her and know she’s temporary. I’m really surprised the “MIL” hasn’t told this OP to fuck off. I mean, for all the legitimately controlling moves we see, this OP’s “MIL” just responds to what OP does to her. And OP would very much like that to be illegal
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He should probably get rid of her before she decides to trap him with a baby
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I really feel like he wraps that up TIGHT to avoid that situation.
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And what is with the trend of referring to MIL's when they're not MILs? I get it if it's a common law marriage situation or engaged or other long term situation. But some of these are just someone's dating someone else and referring to the boyfriend or girlfriend's mother as "MIL"
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I don't understand why she would make these grand gestures of picking fights she can't win when her boyfriend has basically told her that she's a clingy weirdo, he isn't serious about her outside of having a live-in piece of ass, that he has no intention of getting married until he's over 26 (he's 21 now), and he would never side with someone he's been dating a year over his mother who is funding his education and lifestyle. Talk about a humiliation fetish.
HE 👏 DOESN'T 👏 CARE 👏, SIS. 👏👏👏
Jesus Christ. Just get your rent paid and some dick and relax. Twenty fucking years old acting like she's gonna win any type of war against a 38 year old, educated, successful woman. Real dumb girl shit.
Everyone in this story is super juvenile and immature. Just reading about their nonsense is exhausting. High school is OVER PEOPLE!
She has a few comments where she’s trying to act like they are “having fun 🥴” but then comes right back to thinking her “boyfriend” should have left his mother’s wedding. She’s an idiot, bona fide
Multi-level layers of dumb.
Film someone’s moments of weakness in the privacy of their own home to put on social media? Da fuq?
Dis the person who is paying for the accommodations at which you are staying? Seriously, who raised you?
Also compares voluntarily farting in a public space, to involuntarily throwing up, against her will, in her private bedroom lol.