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I have all the tattoos I want already, don't bother.
I'd prefer not to go to jail.
I'd prefer to stay relatively anon irl.
You have 72 hours. Your move sa.
Posted Jan 15, 2012, 7:21 AM UTC
call together a group of homeless people, preferably 100 of them, and tell them that in their honor, you're going to burn one dollar each. Burn Dollars.
You are an evil mastermind.
Best if you wave the bills out the car window at the people you see begging at intersections, then when they get close light the bills on figure and yank them inside your car.
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5.Profit
is there translucent glow in the dark paint?
Buy 100 dollars worth of full frozen turkeys and throw them off of tall stuff.
Nino Brown would not approve, baby!
Nothing beats meth for these occasions.
Id go with PCP personally
Cut it up into 400 pieces and use them at the quarter toll booth.
Get it in pennies. Buy gum all day.
Buy one hundred mcdoubles.
Shoot the sandwiches out of an air cannon.
At homeless people. They love it when you remind them of the war.
Spend 50$ on barbecue sauce then poor the barbecue sauce on the remaining 50$ then use the delicious currency to tip strippers. STRIPPERS LOVE BARBECUE
The y also love pennies.
Trade it in for all pennies, then buy SKYRIM with them, make the cashier count all of your pennies because you lost count and you think you have enough
buy celebration meth for rehabilitating junks
Smack someone with it.
Play the lottery. Same thing as throwing it away, but made fun by gambling.
Buy as much Liquid Ass as you can from Amazon.com.
Then spray it everywhere you find a large crowd- weddings (make sure you look in the paper for the biggest announcements, so you know which ones to crash), sporting events, political rallies, and Walmart.
Send it the Justin Beiber - I hear he needs it. EDIT: Okay maybe he doesn't, but it's that or the Christian Scientists.
If you're looking for something to make yourself feel good and help others, I hear the Westboro Baptist Church is looking for donations.