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Why I couldn't actually donate to WBC
What I did instead: Live page, screenshot and receipt.
Same rules, same time, same amount. Who has some better advice this time around?
Posted Jan 19, 2012, 2:03 PM UTC · edited
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You made my day! :D
Hookers and blow.
That's the name of the musical you should start producing.
Jenkem.
Did you know hookers travel from city to city on planes now and stay at hotels, making out-calls using taxis? I just found out about this. How long has this been going on?
This is simple and if you actually thought about it for more than 2 seconds, you would have come up with the same conclusion (retard).
You donated to Doctors Without Borders, so what you need to do is find EVERY doctor associated with the organization and buy them all Border's gift cards. Go to the head of the non-profit committee (Tim Tebow / Jesus) and say "these doctors clearly all have borders, I want my donation back". Donation returned and you can now put the money towards Westboro Baptist or 400 fake moustaches (costing $0.25 / moustache).
Obviously you suck at money. If it's extra, you wont mind it being gone, right? The most responsible thing to do is just light it on fire.
Go to a casino Roulette table and put $100 on the number of upvotes this comment gets.
Add all winnings to that number for that number of minutes.
Take your vastly multiplied earnings and then give it Westboro Baptist church.
The Westborough baptist church page won't load. I suggest you spend your $100 on hosting and mirror their site for them so they can get their message out better. They have godhatesfags.com and obviously you should put your mirror up on an anagram of that - I suggest ShadeFaggots.com or HeadGagsSoft.com
Seriously. Just buy the fucking turkeys and throw them off of tall things.
This worked on WKRP in Cincinnati. I say go for it.
Your friendly neighborhood drug dealer. He's doing God's work.
Yes, my friend specializes in "Freelance pharmaceutical research" and is always looking for funding!
Go get your anus bleached.
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Tim Tebow's foundation
Donate it to me. I have Science that needs to be done. Important Science.
donate it to the donation fund that donates money to people who donate
burn it, or do what skuppy says
Join the Marines, then use the money pay for prints of Mohamed by that Dutch cartoonist. Take them with you to Iraq and post them wherever the whimsy takes you. WBC will be happy to give you a warm welcome when you return home.
Go to your local Good-Will. Buy up all the biggest bargain books you can up to a total of $97 or less. 1. Buy a lighter. 1. Give books and lighter to homeless person. He will either be enlightened, or warm.
Good work either way.
Leave this up to fate - Tear $100 bill in half. Get two clusters of helium balloons. Attach one half of the $100 to the balloons with a note (tuck all this into an old medicine bottle or tiny test tube). WRITE on the NOTE (or bill) that if found - call you (provide your #) and you will provide the other half of the $100 bill. Set cluster of balloons free and wait.
now what you do with that there 100 little doggies is go on and get a big ole kiddy pool and mix it up all full of barbecue sauce and take it down to the ole rodeo, rub that all over yerself and get on one them bulls and ride that sucker till the hoedown start, then throw on yer rhinestone chaps
Poop. Just POOP.
Buy everyone who responds to this thread a month of Reddit Gold. It's for a good cause!
Edit: Hey OP came through, thanks AlphaAsFAQ!
Don't forget to write this off on your tax returns as a charitable donation. I hear the IRS is very lenient when it comes to things like that so you shouldn't have any problems or worry about getting audited.
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Buy everyone something totally fucking useless. Like a petition or something.
Petitions are free. Try buying a vote
I very much like this plan too
edit: If I responded twice do I get two months?
send it into space with a peace treaty attached, if we cannot persuade the aliens we are trust worthy perhaps we can buy their trust....
Howdy there friend!
I HAVE A FRIEND!
YAY!!! I HAVE A FRIEND NOW TOO!!!
i was molested as a child
Best idea ever.
Im here
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Worst Idea ever, but I'll take it!
Instead of donating to reddit, you should get it all in ones, walk over to an enclave of homeless people, and set them on fire, throwing them in the air. The homeless will do such a silly dance to put them out.
This might be the only way we'll be life long friends who secretly loathe each other.
Yer mom is an ass.
Yup, the good cause of ruining my homework!
Is it still too late to respond and beg for Reddit Gold that I totally don't deserve?
Is it true???
Proof
I think OP should buy 100 $1 hookers, or 1 $100 hooker.