Tim believed God was the best doctor and prayer was the best medicine. Why fear the delta when you have the alpha and the omega?
reddit.com/gallery/pp68q1Posted Sep 16, 2021, 4:19 AM UTC
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if god is the best doctor why didn’t he go to a church?
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Also, if God's the best doctor, why the fuck does cartoon lady have a stethoscope?
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Because god created science and you are a heretic if you deny god's creation. To hell with you unbeliever - god
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I'm sure there'd be no wait at all to grab his own pew!
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I believe you can just outsource prayers.
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Joel Osteen enters the chat. His website (donation basket so you don't have to go to church?) recommends $75 for a donation directly followed by an option to make it automatic every month. He has a red phone to god to relay your prayers in his ten million dollar house. I reckon he devoutly put down some hay in one of the three elevators in his mansion to welcome the return of baby jesus where he will armchair his tribulation.
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Jesus. A DMD is a fucking dentist.
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That hasn't practiced since 1996
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What? Jesus was a dentist? I thought he was a fisher of men.
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I said to myself, "What the fuck is DMD supposed to be? Because the only DMD I know is a dentist."
Aaaand of course he's a dentist.
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Your search is correct! Do yep, they are taking medical advice from a dentist. Well, to be fair, he thinks god is a doc, too, so...
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RIP to the poor little deer 🦌 that he shot.
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Now Covid is posing somewhere with a picture of his ugly dead mug while giving the thumbs up. It's the circle of life, I suppose.
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I'd love to put that picture on my wall!
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That's actually a pretty big damn deer.
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If you kill it, you eat it.
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Oh, Tim... God never asked you to be ignorant. Proverbs 15:14
The heart of one who has understanding seeks knowledge,
But the mouths of fools feed on folly.
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Tim really thought praying would make the virus go away! 670k dead Americans says otherwise (I know the number may actually be higher)
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Yeah, but the others who died just didn't have enough prayer warriors.
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A lot of them didn't have the option of a vaccine either! Unlike this DEAD Ass Hole!
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There's centuries of history of religions holding services, parades etc to pray against plagues and other disease outbreaks. To which the plague responds "Ooh, buffet!"
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Look at that pig with a dead dears head on his lap. Vile. Good riddance.
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I’m into open pit for bugs and animals to pick apart these pricks.
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I would not be heartbroken if Ian Smith loses a COVID induced Cytokine storm very soon. Dudes a chach and stoked the fire under these spread-necks.
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Is Ian still on a vent? Haven't heard anything recently.
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His gym has a GoFundMe… trash!
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Why do some of them take so fucking long! I want to see that award in the worst way!
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Still alive and smug as ever. For now.
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Was he ever? I didn’t know he was sick?
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Yeah, caught covid and was in the icu. He was an HCA nominee a couple weeks ago.
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Actually, I can't find any evidence online that he was sick. So I'm not sure.
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I don't know, as soon as I saw him I thought that guy looks like a superb doctor and constitutional scholar. You can imagine my delighted surprise when I found out that he also owns a gym.
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Man I thought this was a repeat until I got to the last page. Too many of these award winners are exactly alike
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Ha stupid boomer
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I am a Boomer and I agree with you. Too many people of my generation have embraced dangerous, asshole positions .
I blame Regan and the "greed is good '80s", in addition to Fox "news". Truly a shit decade and cancerous propaganda operation.
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Ha stupid boomer
Hey! I'm a boomer and I don't believe in all this BULLSHIT! As kids we actually had a very good educational system in this country. That is why I can't explain why the people in my age group on here are so FUCKING STUPID! Its embarrassing!
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“God is the best doctor and prayer is the best medicine” could of been spoken by any Iron Age barbarian or a medieval pleb.
One thing is abundantly clear. This whole advancement of the species and evolution thing sure is hard work. Culling out the unvaccinated hopefully unburdens the rest of us that are interested in this endeavor.
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All it took was a bad virus to turn their culture and upbringing into an evolutionary trap.
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Bet it dont last til morning. That aged so well... (Edit) spelling oh mah gawd.
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These posts are wild.
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The "truth bomb" guy killed someone very young while drunk driving and then served a ridiculously small sentence. It didn't humble him.
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I just spent five minutes looking at his Instagram and I’m disgusted
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Maybe one day he'll have his own post here. 🤞
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Bambi’s revenge.
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Always with the misinformation with these twats. CNBC didn't say vaccinated people are more infectious than unvaccinated. They said study should vaccinated people carry just as much viral load in their face nose as the unvaccinated ones. Which is why the switched from saying it's ok for vaccinated folks to be maskless, to asking them to be wearing masks.
There was no mention of vaccinated people making the recent surge worse. Especially when you consider the recent surge has been in states with comparitively low vaccination numbers.
Also funny how they ingore the same article where it states 97% of hospitalisation, and 99% deaths were from unvaxxed people.
Edit: carry viral load on their nose instead of face.
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The guy is so bloody ignorant about what any of that report means, he just assumes that his MEME audience isn't going to understand it either. All he sees is what he wants to see, and cherrypicks the article to form the foundation of the MEME.
They wouldn't be MAGA MEMEs if they weren't full of misinformation and misleading data taken completely out of context.
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I know that goatees, fake Oakleys and obesity are a strong indicator on whether someone will earn an HCA. But the most common thread is religious fundamentalism. It's like Jesus is actively trying to kill these people!
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Got that one right! We had a string of them last week that were carbon copies of each other. Right down to the timeline between infection and death. The death always slightly preceeded by a call for the Prayer Warriors, which of course did absolutely nothing in terms of saving the poor sap.
The level of religious dogma was downright nauseating in its over the top delivery. These people are truly NUTS!
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Why did he post a medication chart when God is the best doctor and prayer is the best medicine?
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They assume God’s gender & then act all surprised when smited.
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I love looking up the sources for these things.
Dr. Doug Deibele’s support of America’s Frontline Doctors’ claims about coronavirus treatments has turned the spotlight on him. Some Internet users are sceptical about accepting medical advice from Dr. Deibele, because he hasn’t practiced in the medical field for over two decades. There’s also no evidence that he has done any work in the medical/dental field in recent years. Social media wants to know who Dr. Doug Deibele is, and if his seal of approval on COVID-19 treatments counts.
Anyone who’s ever run any experiment of any kind, ever, at school, for a job, and of course as a scientist, would understand you would never get data that perfect.
Yuuup. They either faked the study entirely, or "treated" people who had already recovered with that regiment
Since he was a dentist that hasn't practiced since 1996 I'll go with it was photoshopped for $500.
I would love a sub that’s just devoted to debunking these memes.
Same here, I just saw the TB one for the zillionth time and it's annoying. If you haven't seen that one they list worldwide TB cases and deaths and try to pass it off as US stats.
A D.M.D. is a doctor of DENTAL medicine, so even if she has been practicing, not someone you’d go for advice on infectious disease!