A cannibal was walking through the jungle

and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry,he sat down and looked over the menu.

*Grilled Tourist: $5.00

*Broiled Missionary: $10.00

*Fried Explorer: $15.00

*Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and

asked, "Why such a high price for

politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you

ever tried to clean one? They are so full of

shit that it takes all day!"