RubyBlye

I am OK with that.

My one concern is; will the planets orbit me also; or will they continue to orbit the sun? The answer to that question will have considerable astrological significance.

I have concerns.

The first one says, "I smell sugar."

The second says, "I smell cinnamon."

The third one says, "I smell molasses."

and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry,he sat down and looked over the menu.

*Grilled Tourist: $5.00

*Broiled Missionary: $10.00

*Fried Explorer: $15.00

*Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and

asked, "Why such a high price for

politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you

ever tried to clean one? They are so full of

shit that it takes all day!"

when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really really loud, so I timed my Farts with the beats. After a couple of songs I started to feel better.

I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.

The bartender says, "What'll you have stranger?" The Stranger answers, "No need for formalities, just call me Lone."

PHONE: Ring... Ring...

ME: Hello.

CALLER: Hello. I am Annensor Rasheel from PC Tech Savers. We have detected a problem on your computer.

ME: Oh, thank you. You called just in time. My computer caught fire and I threw a glass of water on it to put it out.

Also in my excitement I knocked the computer off my desk and the screen is kinda bent. Can you help me?

CALLER: ...

CALLER: ...

PHONE: Click. Buzzzzzzzz.

Her sister has it.

The police have found a large number of dead crows on the 101 just north of Ventura early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 980 of the crows had been impacted by motorcycles, while only20 were impacted by cars. The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disprop

When the Saxons arrived and asked the Welsh the name of that hill, the Welsh said "pen" which means "hill" in Welsh. So the Saxons used their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill).

Then the Norse arrived and the same process added the their world for hill "Haugr" So now it was Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill).

Later, the English called it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill).

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