[m4f] Roguish Abjurer Drinks Heavily, Kidnaps Princess, Hijinks Ensue

Roguish Abjurer Drinks Heavily, Kidnaps Princess, Hijinks Ensue

As beds went, a cold stone floor was a remarkably poor one, especially when your head was beating with a staccato drumbeat reminiscent of a military band, the aftermath of a late night spent with far too much alcohol. I blinked my eyes open - a decision that promptly proved immediately regrettable, given the morning sunlight streaming through the narrow window of the circular chamber I was lying on the floor of. With a reluctant groan, I hauled myself up and peered around the room, trying to work out where I was - and why. Where came pretty quickly, thanks to the sparse furniture and the cobwebs amongst the rafters - it was the old tower of the Mage's Academy where I was an instructor, the one we told the students was haunted, purely so we could have at least one quiet spot to ourselves.

Why came after - once I laid eyes upon the regal beauty lying in naught but a nightgown, her hands bound and her mouth concealed behind a gag, upon the bed. It took me a few seconds before I worked out who she was, and where I'd seen her before. And then my memories of the past evening promptly rushed back, hitting me like a tsunami wave of bad choices.

See, I'd been out drinking with some old friends - the sort of miscreant friends that a respectable educator should definitely not have, of course, but then the life of misdeeds before I'd taken this position was not soon forgotten - and talk of old misadventures, combined with copious amounts of alcohol, had clearly lead to me undertaking that most famed of challenges - to steal a prize from beneath the king's very nose. And in my drunken state, I'd clearly decided that stealing the Princess rather than a simple signet ring had been a marvellous idea.

Well, my head was definitely ending up on a pike.

Ladies of DPP, I'd love to hear your ideas as to where we might take this distressing situation for our poor drunken arcanist and his new bound "friend" - will she use this as a chance to blackmail him into helping her escape a life within a gilded cage? Will she just take advantage of him to get herself a loyal retainer? Something else entirely?

Kinklist: https://imgur.com/nKFU1i4

I have a host of old prompts on my profile if you're not a fan of some element of this one, so feel free to hit me up for most of them, too. Here's a selection of ones I'm particularly proud or in the mood for:

The Witch's Curse: A Tale of Two Heroes, Corrupted - the story of two heroes after the end of a victorious quest to slay a foul witch... who cursed them both with her last breath with a most devious spell.

The Firstborn "Daughter" - a king thinks himself devious for trying to get out of a deal to give an infamous witch his firstborn daughter to be her apprentice by only having sons, finds out that she's just going to take his firstborn son and make him girly instead.

The Witching Hour - a somewhat unremarkable, average student of magic stands alone after all of his peers have been chosen to be apprentices. Out of pity or something else, an infamous figure known as "The Black Witch" takes him under her wing.

Eagerly awaiting to hear back from some fun people :)