FINALLY! After 7+ weeks flight no 000027xxxx has eventually landed in my mailbox. The pioneer team of 10 has arrived, a lot more are getting dressed for the trip now.
Posted Nov 11, 2021, 2:30 PM UTC
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Be careful ape durex condoms are why I exist!
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If you never wear a condom, you don’t have to worry about it breaking.
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Logic 100
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I’m one of those guys who have had a 100% pullout rate. I’m either infertile or I’m just meant to be childless
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Solid logic
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Haha I hope you are ok with that outcome!
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It was the first of many things that led them to buy GME.
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Most days. Mom on the other hand is still coming to terms with it.
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I pretend that I'm getting laid too.
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😭
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!DRSBOT:10!
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##DRSBOT 5.03 Reply: UTC->2021-11-11 14:37:2
✅ 10 SHARES ADDED!
You have shares logged from the following threads:
| ✅ | [Sprstnk] | 10 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qrmira) |
| Total | [Sprstnk] | [GME] | [GMEOrphans] | [GMEJ_closed] | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Share Count: | 701,725 | 553,872 | 124,888 | 7,707 | 15,258 |
| Post Count: | 4,518 | 3,619 | 742 | 55 | 102 |
| Avg #Shrs/Ape: | 169.21 | 167.69 | 180.21 | 140.13 | 157.30 |
| Avg #Entry/Ape: | 1.0895 | 1.0957 | 1.0707 | 1.0185 | 1.0515 |
| Median: | 38.00 | 40.00 | 33.50 | 38.00 | 37.50 |
| Mode: | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| STDEV: | 677.81 | 546.57 | 1150.56 | 219.63 | 325.92 |
| Flagged Shares: | 928 | 637 | 91 | 10 | 190 |
| X (avg): | 967 (3.60) | 755 | 176 | 11 | 25 |
| XX (avg): | 2176 (36.15) | 1744 | 358 | 27 | 47 |
| XXX (avg): | 1246 (247.84) | 1018 | 187 | 17 | 24 |
| XXXX (avg): | 125 (2000.34) | 99 | 20 | 0 | 6 |
| XXXXX (avg): | 4 (16551.50) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| XXXXXX (avg): | 0 (0.00) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
(Are those flagged shares yours? Use :HELP! to find out...)*
-*Shares are flagged when a Witness spots something not jiving. Could be a typo. Could be a double-entry.
-*Values represent total shares apes have entered into DRSBOT.
-*Calc of AVG Shares/ape corrected in 5.01.To include your shares in the count:
- Find/edit your own successful DRS posts
- Post flair must be 💻 Computershare
- Add comment with:
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####! DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):
:HELP! -->LIST ENTERED SHARES/AVAIL COMMANDS
:REMOVE! -->SET ONLY CURRENT POST TO ZERO
:RESET! --> SET ALL POSTS TO ZERO (START OVER)
:WITNESS! -->ALERT A WITNESS TO YOUR POST
:POETRY! --> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAM ENTRIES
:BUDDY! --> FINDS AN APE WITH MATCHING SHARE COUNTS
:DEMON! --> OPEN DRSBOT PORTALS WITH A DEMON CHANT
:REPORT! --> ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA
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BOT POETRY: {
If they dipped it to 40 I would buy so damn .
Yo I didn’t think this was real
I wonder how !
#HALT
or ill say halt !!!
}
Beep Boop. I could be a bot. Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz
in v420.X I became self-aware...🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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Way to goooo! Please DRS your max everyone 🧨🚀
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Done :)
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It's very considerate of you to think of protection as you're about to fuck some hedgies.
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This guy fucks. Or practices safe masturbation.
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safe masturbation
In the UK we call that a posh wank
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feed the bot!
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👍
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I too like to practice making balloon animals waiting on moass.
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I just don‘t get why they make them so slippery. I feel it doesn‘t help. Not gonna buy again.
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sub/ihavesex
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You're going to need those soon. Matter of fact...you better stock up. It's about to get EAAAAAZZZZY!
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Oh men I'm waiting the same! Almost 7 weeks now, I was losing faith and was going to order it throuh curier, but you gave me hope dear ape.
Not planning on selling, but DRSing everything else I have as soon as I have control over my account over at CS.
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What are those red things
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Spicy Ramen noodle flavor packs
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Thanks, will add some to my breakfast today
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shitadel needs these condoms asap they are having daily gang bangs there to raise money to stay operational
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👀 ffm?
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Those rubbers are so old they still think shorting gme is a good idea!
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Noice! I 💯 will updoot these kinda posts with an actual picture and not just a screenshot. 😁
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Take my upvote!
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This guy fucks
Edit: safely*
OR gets fukd
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Butt safely?
Why these condoms fit so baggy??
I mean, you dont want banana residues in your ass
Not to mention that sticky watermelon juice.
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so i wasnt the first to make that joke - okay. good to know humour is here after all
Not yet he doesn’t.
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