What's a dumb joke that made you laugh anyway?
Posted Dec 4, 2021, 10:34 PM UTC
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A dear friend sent me this yesterday. My response: “This is so stupid. I love it.”
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So this batch of muffins is baking in an oven, and one muffin goes, “it’s really hot in here” and another muffin turns to it and goes, “holy shit! A talking muffin”
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I hope they were blueberry muffins.
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
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There’s a comic strip of a guy in a movie theater buying popcorn and there’s a cat at the popcorn stand asking “do you want it sweet or salty?” And the guy turns to his girlfriend and says “I want it like my girlfriend” and the cat goes “we don’t sell ugly popcorn”. I have laughed so many times at that same comic strip I legit want to get a small crappy stick n poke of the last strip just cause it always makes me smile
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The Dalai Lama goes into a pizza shop, he asks the guy behind the counter "can you make me one with everything?"
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"Our next picture is Rocky III, and you can probably guess the title of the previous two movies in the series." - Gene Siskel
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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducked.
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Two blondes walked into a bar…
You figure one of them would have seen it.
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British accent:"hello, my name is Adam Sandler. I appeared in Click. I'm losing the control"
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Q: What’s brown & sticky?
A: A stick.
You are a disappointment to your family
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