Husband and I woke up wet this morning and wondered if the roof was leaking
Nope just a butt naked toddler , who is not potty trained and jumping in our bed. Thanks kid.
Posted Dec 6, 2021, 6:55 PM UTC
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I also got peed on first thing this morning. The joys of parenthood. 👍
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I thought the same thing one night when LO was a baby. Woke up to a fine spray of water falling on my face. Nope, breast milk...
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A roof leak would have been better.
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Agreed 🥲🥲🥲
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Hope you have a mattress cover 😅
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I do not 🙃
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You like living on the edge I see. 🤔😉😆
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Mattress covers are cheap and protect your bedroom investment. Should definitely have them on every mattress.
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get 2! You need a spare when you are washing pee out of the first one.
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LO has a mattress cover - didn't thi k we as the parents needed one... Dear lord. There should be a brochure about this stuff before you have a kid. Lol
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And this is why I have a mattress protector underneath my sheets.
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Ok so I’m not the only one washing my sheets multiple times a week 😂
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I am just excited for you that your kid can take off his own pants. Not sure why that's so difficult for my 3-year-old but she just now finally learned how
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My 16 month old takes off her pants constantly. And then her diaper. It’s not a skill it’s a curse.
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I have a 1 year old and 2 year old. I woke up today with a wet diaper on my face.
Some how, some way, my toddler managed to climb into her sisters crib, remove her diaper, and put it on my face.
When I went to get 1 year old, there she was in all her bare butt glory.
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😂😂😂😂😂🤣 kids just do the strangest things
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I asked my toddler “what…why would you do this?”
“DIXIE DID IT”
Dixie is our dog.
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Ughhhh I'm sure this will be us one of these days! Our 23-month-olds are gradually potty training, and they love cuddling in bed with us on the weekends. I once washed our comforter two days in a row once, so I feel your pain!
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Lol yes my son is 23 months 😂😂😂
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The best is when you're wet in a dream and wake up and you're actually soaked in pee...
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Mine has a habit of playing with his penis by pulling it out the side of his nappy, I've woken a few times wet from him not tucking it back in haha
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My son peed on me while they were handing him to me the second after I delivered him. He has been true to himself ever since 🙃
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Hahahah funny
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Ohhhh I’ve been there more times than I’d like to admit 😂😂
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This is where the song “no more monkeys jumping on the bed” really comes into its own
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Look at the more positive side of things. At least its not poop 😄
And the roof isn’t leaking!
And the roof isn’t leaking poop!
Oh god yes. That would’ve been so much worse.