Missed connection: Reserve, ~2300EST, NA servers

You sir, are a wordsmith without equal

I am machine gun. You are wall paint. You go nite nite. You leave stapler alone. Machine gun say "Blyat"

P.s.

Thanks for the bolts, for some reason I've had a hell of a time finding them, and the MP5 carrier had a set for me.

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