Missing Miqo'te. Last seen 11/17/22 in Limsa Lominsa.

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Hello all. I am putting out a missing persons PSA for a female Miqo'te last seen in the Limsa Lominsa Aetheryte plaza (Balmung) the night of the 17th of January with a malicious looking Lalafel. The name of the Miqo'te in question is unknown but lore accurate.

Her identifying features are:

  • Responds to the nicknames Kat, K-bitch, and K-slut, but hates it when you call her Kitty
  • Minimum height
  • Fluffy tail
  • white hair
  • Glasses that have no lenses
  • 2B Panties
  • Bikini top
  • Thigh high boots
  • Search info that says UwU
  • RP tag
  • Bard Job Crystal

If you have any information on the missing Miqo'e in question or if you have seen her please leave a comment below with information. A reward of 69 Gil will be given to anyone who provides conclusive information.

Posted Jan 19, 2022, 7:11 PM UTC

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Nimb0stratus•

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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Echo9835OP•

Oh shit you're right. She also has the "Heart of the Party" Title. I hope that helps narrow it down.

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Networth7•

nah nah fashion leader with the most generic glam you’ve ever seen in your life is where it’s at

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LucyPyre•

People wearing the fashion leader title always, without fail, have the most atrocious glamour known to man.

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Endruen•

Tbf, have you seen what they ask you to wear to earn that title?

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Gilthu•

The number of search results are too many to properly list. Please try again using more specific search terms

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Saucey_Noodle•

Also if you have information about this person don’t give it to the OP, instead contact the Limsa police directly

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catskii•

I'm sorry mate last night I saw her go out with this black highlander who is apparently a leader for some cult named queen of spades or something, I don't think she's ever coming back

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Echo9835OP•

Nice reference to the best post of the main sub in weeks

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hellshake_narco•

Which one ?

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SquidF0x•

I heard she joined the Eorzea snowbunnies FC

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Global_Setting3248•

Holy shit man, i just read that post😂😂😂

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Ianesorok•

You just listed every female miqo'te in limsa on every single server

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candlerrr•

For a second I thought this was about my miqo but she wears contacts

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The_Strict_Nein•

unknown but lore accurate

I don't know why but this line really got me

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KenaiChoppa•

Bruh, if you lost her in limsa, do you really want it back?

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aniseed_odora•

Is it actually a lost pet posting, or is it clever self-advertising?

We just don't know 🙀

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Echo9835OP•

its a written parody attempt of this video and poking fun at how Miqo'te are the basic bitches of FF14

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zMatcha•

Hello 👋 Over here u wu

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SquidF0x•

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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DrRichtoffen•

This is why you should always spay/neuter and ID tag your miqo'te

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sunrider8129•

If only we had a nude pic....for science....and to help with the search!

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AcidArtist•

I use the "Provider of the Realm" title, because I breed all Au'ra on Eorzea

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IrisAlustriel•

Last seen: 11 months into the future

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Froggchamp•

Found her in Ul'dah with a level 90 Warrior Roe. This place OK with the NTR and uglybastard tags or should I stop here?

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