In honor of my 1 year cake day (first buy) and after a grueling hard fought year, I DRS'd most of my shares and bought a share for good measure becoming 5XX. See you on the Moon apes 🦍🚀🌖
Posted Jan 27, 2022, 11:30 PM UTC
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Happy Cake Day and congrats 👏
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Thanks and happy squeezversary to you! 😊
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Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉Send them all!
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Hello fellow cake day!
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We were born on the same day fellow ape.
Happy cake day
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From the same fire we are forged. From the same carbon our diamond hands emerged. Happy cake day back at ya ape!
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Happy cake day!
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##DRSBOT 6.25 Reply: UTC->2022-02-25 02:39:5
✅ You have 402 shares in 1 CS Accounts previously logged @ [Sprstnk]
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!DRSBOT:80!
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^(DRSBOT 7.11: UTC->2022-06-06 20:40:1)
✅ 80 SHARES ADDED!
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You have 402 shares in 1 CS Accounts [with 75 trapped in Purgatory] logged from the following threads:
| ^(F) | ^(V) | ^(B) | ^(D) | ^(Shares) | ^(Sub) | ^(Date) | ^(Link) | |
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| ^( ) | ^( ) | ^( ) | ^(🟣 ) | ^(➡️ ) | ^(402) | ^([Sprstnk]) | ^(2022-01-27 ) | ^( PERMALINK) |
^(Most Recent Post Count Summary: REDDIT LINK:)
| ^(Bot MC: $356,757,492.20 ) | ^(Total) | ^([Sprstnk]) | ^([GME]) | ^([GMEOrphans]) | ^([GMEJ_closed]) |
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| ^(🟣+⭐+❗Shares ) | ^(2,784,992) | ^(1,956,106) | ^(453,403) | ^(365,174) | ^(10,309) |
| ^(⭐Book Shares ) | ^(116,275) | ^(97,274) | ^(9,665) | ^(9,335) | ^(1) |
| ^(❗Flagged Shares ) | ^(700) | ^(700) | ^(0) | ^(0) | ^(0) |
| ^(🍌 Voted Shares ) | ^(23,782) | ^(19,295) | ^(412) | ^(4,074) | ^(1) |
| ^(💀 Purgatory Shares [#entries] ) | ^(58,249 [141]) | ^(41,499 [100]) | ^(4,596 [17]) | ^(12,153 [23]) | ^(1 [1]) |
| ^(Apes:) | ^(17,057 ) | ^(11,377) | ^(3,010 ) | ^(2,599 ) | ^(71 ) |
| ^(Avg #Shrs/Ape: [5% trim]) | ^(163.28 [107.94]) | ^(171.94 ) | ^(150.63 ) | ^(140.51 ) | ^(145.20 ) |
| ^(Avg CS Accts/Ape [#entries] ) | ^(1.34 [2,446]) | ^(1.37 [1,824]) | ^(1.26 [389]) | ^(1.30 [232]) | ^(1.00 [1]) |
| ^(Avg Purg/Avg DRS shares ) | ^(413.11 /187.59) | ^(414.99 /150.60) | ^(270.35 /61.65) | ^(528.39 /448.57) | ^(1.00 /25.00) |
| ^(Avg Entries/Ape ) | ^(1.5753) | ^(1.7128) | ^(1.5644) | ^(1.0069) | ^(1.0704) |
| ^(Median [Mode] ) | ^(25.00 [1]) | ^(25.00 [1]) | ^(24.00 [1]) | ^(34.00 [1]) | ^(36.00 [5]) |
| ^(STDEV ) | ^(459.15) | ^(421.27) | ^(559.71) | ^(524.78) | ^(297.38) |
| ^(🐒 X [avg] ) | ^(3,283 [3.50]) | ^(2117) | ^(588) | ^(562) | ^(16) |
| ^(🦧 XX [avg] ) | ^(8,229 [38.01]) | ^(5423) | ^(1480) | ^(1291) | ^(35) |
| ^(🦍 XXX [avg] ) | ^(5,078 [257.83]) | ^(3494) | ^(876) | ^(692) | ^(16) |
| ^(⭐XXXX [avg] ) | ^(451 [2018.82]) | ^(332) | ^(63) | ^(52) | ^(4) |
| ^(🐳 XXXXX [avg] ) | ^(16 [15058.81]) | ^(11) | ^(3) | ^(2) | ^(0) |
| ^(🐱 XXXXXX [avg] ) | ^(0 [None]) | ^(0) | ^(0) | ^(0) | ^(0) |
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##DRSBOT 7.00 Reply: UTC->2022-03-24 17:52:5
✅ You have 402 shares in 1 CS Accounts (with 75 trapped in IRA Purgatory) previously logged @ [Sprstnk]
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!DRSBOT:402!
##DRSBOT 6.05 Reply: UTC->2022-01-27 23:31:2
🎰YOU WIN A VISIT!🎰
Not sayin 402 is wrong...
Just that you have been randomly selected
for a second set of human eyes.
####Wut meen?
This entry triggered an auto-call for a WITNESS
Could be #shares claimed
Could be #entries attempted
Could be a random number generator
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Clear/complete screen shot {Vince interested}
Video proof {Vince jaw-drop}
Pic of paper statement {Vince laser-eyes}
####A MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO THE WITNESS GROUP WITH A LINK TO THIS POST
BACKGROUND CHECK:
Cake Day: 2021/1/27
Comment/Link Karma: 9646/2947
🟢 Has Verified Email: True
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🟢 {Sprstnk}-> (641)
🟢 {GME}-> (133)
🟢 {GMEJ_closed}-> (122)
loopringorg-> (29)
CryptoCurrency-> (15)
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!DRSBOT:402!
🐳done🚀DRS IS THE WAY 🧱x🧱x🧱💜
##DRSBOT 6.05 Reply: UTC->2022-01-27 23:34:5
✅ 402 SHARES ADDED!
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