You are now the casting director of XMen for the MCU. How would you cast it...badly?
Posted Jan 28, 2022, 3:24 PM UTC
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Wolverine - Gilbert Gottfried
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Mr Bean now that would be funny
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or Danny DeVito
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Professor X - David Spade
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All of them played by adam sandler in various wigs and prosthetics except the x-jet and the danger room voice, which are played by kevin james and david spade respectively.
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Carrot Top as Cyclops Steve Austin as Professor X Joe Rogan with wig as Wolverine Bille Ellish - Jean Grey Snoop Dawg - beast David Spade- gambit Zendaya - Jubilee Haley Berry- Storm
Gilbert Gottfried- magneto Danny DiVito - Juggernaut Daddy Long Neck - Sabertooth David Leto - blob
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Well considering how many people obsessed over Hugh jackman being too tall to be wolverine I'd cast a shorter actor who'd be really out of place in the role.
Enjoy watching Tom cruise sprint everywhere with mutton chops.
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I was gonna go with Zac Efron...Enjoy Wolverine breaking into song every few minutes
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Zac Efron has done a number of non-musical roles since HSM. Why would he be singing? Is that the Directors choice?
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Mr bean is Wolverine
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Amy Schumer as Mystique
Kevin Hart as Magneto
Jesse Eisenberg as Logan
Jackie Chan as Cyclops
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Eddy Murphy does all the roles.
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Doug Jones as Wolverine (I love Doug Jones, but he's incredibly tall and skinny)
William Shatner as Xavier
Justin Bieber as Magneto
Sophie Turner as Jean Grey
Patrick Stewart as Cyclops
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Wolverine: Jack Black
Xavier: Jesse Eisenberg
Mystique: Aislinn Derbez
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Myself
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Crisp Rat
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Professor X - Larry David
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Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler play everyone, in drag as necessary
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Seth Rogen as Wolverine.
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The important thing is to focus on the characters that people really love and make sure you get the best talent for those roles. That's why my X-Men movie will be:
- Doop (Andrew Dice Clay)
- Eye-Boy (Rob Schneider)
- Northstar (Kirk Cameron)
- Pixie (Katherine Heigl)
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Olly Alexander as Wolverine
Will Smith as Professor X
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Truth be told, he'd probably make a decent professor X
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Cast a random neo-natzi as Magneto
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Kitty Pride - Larry Byrd