Laying here in the dark on my phone. My stomach is roiling. It feels almost like I'm pregnant again, and the baby is kicking. But it's not that. I'm sweating and in pain. I hear gentle snores coming from the pack n play next to me. I clench my ass cheeks together. If I die with this fart inside me, at least I won't have woken up the baby, and I'll die in peace and quiet.
Posted Feb 8, 2022, 1:55 AM UTC
I feel this - it’s part of why I couldn’t handle anything past 6 months in the bassinet in our room 😅 Best of luck, bromo!!! 💨💨💨
Oh upset tummies are the worst, I feel for you! Go ahead and let the fart out- venting prevents explosion and your baby heard plenty of them in utero
Lol. The tiny terrorist has been going through a stage where the slightest sound will wake her up 😞.
I feel for you. My first would wake up at any sound despite our purposely not making things super quiet around the house - it got so bad we joked the guy sneezing 3 houses down could wake him...despite white noise.
Hope you feel better.
My kids were absolutely desensitized to our dog's bark so I believe this. 😁
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This is why you need a white noise machine, to drown out those “other” sounds 😂
Thissss, I play a rain sounds playlist on Spotify so my other kids don’t wake the baby up at her bedtime