So Close to 420.741 - let's get 2MM by EOM

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So Close to 420.741 - let's get 2MM by EOM

Posted Feb 15, 2022, 5:11 PM UTC

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Holy Mary, Jesus Christ, well done bro ape. 100% DRS and see you to the moon. With love

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ItFappensOPBuy. Hold. Wait. Masturbate. •

Not sure who those people are, do they own some GME too? Sound familiar to DFV and RC

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What the f are you talking about?

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ItFappensOPBuy. Hold. Wait. Masturbate. •

Mary and Jesus - are they apes too?

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Sure

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No_Surrender_2021finally voted•

Well done, dear BigAss ape :-)

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Superstonk_QVMOD📊 Gimme Votes 📊•

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Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖•

DRSBOT 6.20: UTC->2022-02-15 17:12:0

✅ You have 400 shares previously logged @ [Sprstnk]

To feed incremental shares:-> !DRSBOT:XXX!

^(Beep Boop. ... starving... GME ~124.1500)

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ItFappensOPBuy. Hold. Wait. Masturbate. •

!drsbot:20!

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Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖•

##DRSBOT 6.20 Reply: UTC->2022-02-15 17:13:4

✅ 20 SHARES ADDED!

BACKGROUND CHECK:
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>!^(<---------------------------[4.0] ☝-------------------------------------->)!<
^(score = weighted metric of pubilc profile info)

You have 420 shares logged from the following threads:

✅[Sprstnk]263 Shares2021-10-18PERMALINK
✅[Sprstnk]103 Shares2021-12-03PERMALINK
✅[Sprstnk]34 Shares2022-01-17PERMALINK
✅[Sprstnk]➡️ 20 Shares2022-02-15PERMALINK

^(Bot MC: $232,214,259.80)Total[Sprstnk][GME][GMEOrphans][GMEJ_closed]
✅+⭐+❗Shares:1,870,4531,346,502337,602175,33811,011
⭐Book:83,36371,2876,0885,9871
❗Flagged Shares:00000
Apes (posts):11,658 (15,969)8,210 (11,749)2,165 (2,925)1,206 (1,213)77 (82)
Avg #Shrs/Ape:160.44164.01155.94144.55143.00
Avg #Entry/Ape:1.36981.43111.35101.00581.0649
Avg #CS Accts/Ape:1.36 (1,311)1.39 (999)1.26 (203)1.30 (108)1.00 (1)
Median (Mode):26.00 (1)26.00 (1)25.00 (1)30.00 (1)36.00 (5)
STDEV:540.02497.68694.62520.33290.18
🐒 X (avg):2555 (3.38)176547729617
🦧 XX (avg):5511 (37.31)3839104658838
🦍 XXX (avg):3276 (258.17)236759829318
⭐XXXX (avg):303 (2013.01)22941294
🐳 XXXXX (avg):13 (15423.69)10300
🐱 XXXXXX (avg):0 (0.00)0000

####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):

  • :HELP! ->RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE

  • :REMOVE! ->SET ONLY CURRENT POST TO ZERO

  • :RESET! -> SET ALL POSTS TO ZERO

  • :BOOK! -> SET YOUR ENTRIES TO 'BOOK'

  • :WITNESS! ->CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST

  • :POETRY! -> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS

  • :BUDDY! -> FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH

  • :DEMON! -> OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT

  • :BOARD! -> SEE ENTITY LEADERBOARD

  • :REPORT! -> ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA

  • :CSX! -> *ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS *

    • (X = Number of CS Accounts)
  • :XXX! -> ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT

    • (XXX = Number of shares)

    • Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post

    • Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE

    • Round fractional shares to whole value

    • (New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)

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####BOT POETRY: {

Wow?!

No

125?!

}

Beep Boop. Resistance is Futile. . Fur Realz
GME ~123.9800:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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millertime1216🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍•

Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉Send them all! DRS 100%

KEY TO LOCKING THE FLOAT :

The word about DRS and GME fundamentals needs to be spread to the masses outside of Reddit!! If every ape would just tell one person outside of Reddit about DRS everyday, the float would be locked in no time! Start with Twitter or your favorite social media.

Changing the world is what’s at stake!!

BE the change!

Don’t trust ANY broker with your millions. Don’t give hedgies “one more day”. Please think hard about if your other investments would be better off in GME. They would!

Computer Share Account Update 🦍👀🦍👀🦍👀: Please note the new addition to DRSBOT that tracks the number of CS accounts per Ape. This recent update will greatly improve the accuracy of estimating the total DRS count. Simply comment !DRSBOT:CSx! where x is the number of CS account numbers you have. You need to do this even if you only have 1 account. Instruction: https://imgur.com/a/SMbgf7V

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ApeLikeyStock💻 ComputerShared 🦍•

Why is it photoshopped?

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ItFappensOPBuy. Hold. Wait. Masturbate. •

How's that now?

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