Cough, cough, X Squeeze me my lady, can you please direct me to seat number 12XXX? I am going to the moon too; and a cup of karma tea would be great🍵 !
Posted Feb 15, 2022, 6:46 PM UTC
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!DRSBOT:20!
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##DRSBOT 6.20 Reply: UTC->2022-02-15 18:47:5
✅ 20 SHARES ADDED!
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You have 20 shares logged from the following threads:
| ✅ | [Sprstnk] | ➡️ 20 Shares | 2022-02-15 | PERMALINK |
| ^(Bot MC: $231,024,594.04) | Total | [Sprstnk] | [GME] | [GMEOrphans] | [GMEJ_closed] |
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| ✅+⭐+❗Shares: | 1,870,816 | 1,346,860 | 337,607 | 175,338 | 11,011 |
| ⭐Book: | 83,446 | 71,370 | 6,088 | 5,987 | 1 |
| ❗Flagged Shares: | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Apes (posts): | 11,662 (15,979) | 8,214 (11,758) | 2,165 (2,926) | 1,206 (1,213) | 77 (82) |
| Avg #Shrs/Ape: | 160.42 | 163.97 | 155.94 | 144.55 | 143.00 |
| Avg #Entry/Ape: | 1.3702 | 1.4315 | 1.3515 | 1.0058 | 1.0649 |
| Avg #CS Accts/Ape: | 1.36 (1,321) | 1.39 (1,008) | 1.26 (204) | 1.30 (108) | 1.00 (1) |
| Median (Mode): | 26.00 (1) | 26.00 (1) | 25.00 (1) | 30.00 (1) | 36.00 (5) |
| STDEV: | 539.86 | 497.50 | 694.50 | 520.33 | 290.18 |
| 🐒 X (avg): | 2557 (3.38) | 1767 | 477 | 296 | 17 |
| 🦧 XX (avg): | 5510 (37.30) | 3838 | 1046 | 588 | 38 |
| 🦍 XXX (avg): | 3279 (258.07) | 2370 | 598 | 293 | 18 |
| ⭐XXXX (avg): | 303 (2013.01) | 229 | 41 | 29 | 4 |
| 🐳 XXXXX (avg): | 13 (15423.69) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 🐱 XXXXXX (avg): | 0 (0.00) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Amazing?!
Is how many consecutive days it’s been over 1T!
Just pointing out the hypocrisy on this page that is???
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Beep Boop. I could be a bot. . Fur Realz
GME ~123.4900:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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That avocado is about to be worth as much as a share of gme since we just temporarily banned imports from Mexico
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Edit: I was so excited, so there was nothing close by to cover except avocado 🥑 😆 . Megusta Avocados
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DRSBOT 6.20: UTC->2022-02-15 18:46:5
You have 0 shares previously logged with DRSBOT.
To feed the bot-> !DRSBOT:XXX!
^(Beep Boop. Someday I'll be a real boy. GME ~123.3700)
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Summon the DRSBOT so YOUR SHARES will be counted 💜🚀💜🚀💜🚀
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Luv da avocado 🥑 bring the gac
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Dat avo is about to moon. 👀
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Congratulations!
This next bit is mostly for NON US people to help unlock the purple circle, as the US citizens can create their CS accounts with their Social Security Number. But there also some links to helpful guides and IRA / ROTH accounts transfers.
Your next step is you need to register and activate your CS account, register a new account using the account number as the Holder Account Number through the US computershare website and only then will you will be sent a second letter with activation code. You can call up immediately and get the activation code letter expedited by UPS for $45 ( payable by credit or debit card on the phone) and get the letter in 3-5 days instead of 4 weeks. Or now you can pay $30 and have it emailed to you so you can get it even faster.
Professor Farnsworth: "Good News Everyone" CS have opened up a dedicated international toll free (from landline or Skype) number to field GameStop enquiries on: + 800 3823 3823 More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r9buii/you_can_now_call_computershare_internationally/
You should have also had a W-8 Ben form or something, it is the tax declaration form declaring if you are US citizen or not. You need to either fill in and post back to CS, or this can be done online once your account is activated. NOTE: To do the W8-Ben online, first you need to go to My Account and change regional settings to your own region, e.g. if you are in UK then set region to English (U.K.) etc. If you don’t, you’ll get a time out page when submitting the W8-Ben.
Helpful info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qepdlz/fyi_for_uk_apes_trying_to_drs_to_computershare/
Further info and someone's DRS experience / guide here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qytvu1/eurodudes_and_eurodudettes_an_overview_of_how_to/
This also useful info about buying direct in CS: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qcrj71/its_been_done_how_to_buy_shares_directly_from_cs/
Give-A-Share users can track the status of your setup date! More info here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qgf9nb/tracking_your_giveashare_cs_setup_date/
Just a friendly reminder when posting your CS letter 😊 cover your barcodes and personal info. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qni29b/censor_all_your_barcodes_apes_needs_reposting/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
How to get those IRA shares over to CS: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/re378o/keep_this_from_being_downvoted_how_to_get_those/
Summon the DRSBOT so YOUR SHARES will be counted 🚀🚀🚀 (Replace XXX with your share count) Type:
!DRSBOT:XXX!
Also let us know how many CS accounts you loaded so to get a better estimate for the average shares per CS account, (Replace X with your CS account count) type:
!DRSBOT:CSX!
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Holy Mary, Jesus Christ, well done bro ape. 100% DRS and see you to the moon. With love
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Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!
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Well done, dear ape :-)
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New high score?
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Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉Send them all! DRS 100%
KEY TO LOCKING THE FLOAT :
The word about DRS and GME fundamentals needs to be spread to the masses outside of Reddit!! If every ape would just tell one person outside of Reddit about DRS everyday, the float would be locked in no time! Start with Twitter or your favorite social media.
Changing the world is what’s at stake!!
BE the change!
Don’t trust ANY broker with your millions. Don’t give hedgies “one more day”. Please think hard about if your other investments would be better off in GME. They would!
Computer Share Account Update 🦍👀🦍👀🦍👀: Please note the new addition to DRSBOT that tracks the number of CS accounts per Ape. This recent update will greatly improve the accuracy of estimating the total DRS count. Simply comment !DRSBOT:CSx! where x is the number of CS account numbers you have. You need to do this even if you only have 1 account. Instruction: https://imgur.com/a/SMbgf7V
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Wow! You can afford GME shares AND avocados? Look at you! Living the life!
I was very impressed aswell. He has green gold soon he’ll be able to afford yellow gold.