-4- Beaklabors (2) Crisped to Perfection

Journal of Narc Rigòthagsal, MinerOverseer of Beaklabors Apparently I'm in charge now. I guess uncovering that Adamantine spike was worth it after all. I plan to make it the focus of our fort, may it bring great fortune to the fort! Well, I'm off to mine, got to set a good example for the rest of the workers. After this, the journal is blackened and burned, if there are more entries, they are unreadable

Journal of Fake_Robot Logemtobul, First and third Overseer of Beaklabors That "Narc" jackass got himself killed in the adamant spire today, not a month after I appointed him as my replacement. Idiot punched a hole in the spire and soon, the magma flooded in. He managed to make it up a level, but thankfully collapsed before hitting the stockpiles and setting everything aflame. I'll be taking over for him until next winter, when I can legally pass on the Overseer position to the next poor soul. Thankfully, only the one level of the spire was flooded, we should be able to reclaim the rest.

11 Felsite, 180 Oh good. The elves have arrived. They should bring enough wood to fire our furnaces for years, the hippie fucks.

15 Felsite, 180 It happened again. Our other legendary miner died in the adamant spire. I've banned any more mining of adamantine, to prevent these tragedies. What we already have should last us a while.

23 Felsite, 180 One of the fisherdwarves ran up to me, babbling something that sounded like "weretortoise" Time to order everyone inside and lock the hatches. It... left? What? All it did was maul a few elves and free a goblin or two from the depot. I can't seem to find it anywhere. Ehh, hopefully it's gone.

28 Felsite, 180 One of the craftsdwarves has been taken by a mood. After a Leatherworks was built, he claimed it and began gathering materials

9 Hematite, 180 I ordered the hippies' goods be seized at the depot. They should be leaving soon, and good riddance.

7 Malachite, 180 One of the militia captains has given birth. Wonderful, another mouth to feed.

12 Malachite, 180 That strange craftsdwarf has begun his construction. Here's hoping for some good leather armor.

16 Malachite, 180 He made a shirt Pretty unremarkable.

13 Galena, 180 Ahh, the humans have arrived. Time to see what we have for trade.

20 Galena, 180 A foolish Kobold tried to steal from our supplies today and was spotted entering the tunnels by the merchant guard. He was summarily slaughtered.

12 Limestone, 180 Of course. Some other useless stonecrafter has been possessed. He claimed a craftsdwarf's workshop and began furiously gathering materials. Hopefully he doesn't make some POS mug.

3 Sandstone, 180 There's a goddamned ghost. One of the miners lost in the adamant spire. sigh I'll put the masons on making a memorial slab for him.

7 Timber, 180 One of the miners gave birth today. Congrats.

8 Timber, 180 Some other useless assholeOur only dwarf with any strand extracting skill gave birth as well. Whoopee.

16 Timber, 180 The caravan from the mountainhomes has arrived.

11 Opal, 180 GODDAMNED BIRDS ARE STEALING EVERYTHING FROM THE DEPOT FNNNGNGNGNG

8 Obsidian, 180 Some sort of... Snow beast? has appeared in the caverns. Thankfully there are no entrances between the fort and the caverns, so we're all good.

13 Obsidian, 180 One of the gem setters has been taken by a mood. MAKE SOMETHING USEFUL YOU RAT BASTARD. later: He's making a fucking gem. I hate everything.

5 Granite, 181 I fucking quit. I hate this place. I'm going back to being a militia commander.


Time for the next poor bastard to take charge, we have plenty of materials, just haven't got around to actually making anything yet. Lots of adamantine, probably all we can easily get since a few levels of the spire are flooded with magma.

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Have FUN

Posted Apr 27, 2012, 2:08 AM UTC

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fake_robotSentenced to 327 days in prison•

Ahahahahha I told you to get that depot inside.

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NaricssusIIIOP2nd Overseer of Beaklabors•

I was busy vaporizing legendary miners.

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NakedLoki•

That's my first goal is to get that depot inside! I'm hoping to get my dwarf on this Saturday!

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NaricssusIIIOP2nd Overseer of Beaklabors•

I've been playing more on the fort on my own time, hoping to make it better then raid it in adventurer mode, so I would watch out for a baby boom and subsequent Goblin Snatcher boom. Cage traps will be a boon, as we have a shitload of cages from all the animals I've been stealing from the elves.

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forlasanto•

Wait, did that dumb dorf just invent the t-shirt!?!?!? I love this game.

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aelendelChief Idiot of Beaklabors•

Menaces with spikes of diorite.

I like.

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postal83Urist in Wonderland•

Awesome! lets see how Nakedloki pulls.. I'm #7 in succession lol so hopefully the fortress doesnt collapse under its awesomeness. I say we just reclaim for the glory of Breaklabors if when this happens.

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katringaSadist Beekeeper•

Oh god ahahahha. "later: He's making a fucking gem. I hate everything." Lots of great art-worthy stuff in this year, I'll have to whip up some doodles later!

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NaricssusIIIOP2nd Overseer of Beaklabors•

Art would be greatly appreciated. It wasn't a very momentous year. I think Nakedloki is going to have much more FUN in his year, judging from what I've played on my own.

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questionqualityResident Record Keeper•

Record Keeper's notes
Tragedy! Two legendary miners lost! No wonder the replacement for the replacement is blue. I heard they invented something important, though.

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forlasanto•

Just a quick post to say that I should be posting the 3rd succession post-mortem (heh) within the next 24 hours.

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