I was having a hard time conceptualizing this war until now
Posted Feb 25, 2022, 3:47 PM UTC
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Joe Biden is Senator Jar Jar Binks
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"Dellow felegates"
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excellent name for a jam band
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So Putin is the only entertaining character in this tired and stale drama?
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Wasn't Palpatine's name revealed to be Shiv?
What's Putin's real name then? Dasha?
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Comfrey
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Sheev, which, you know, is really dumb.
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“Matthew John Dowd (born May 29, 1961) is an American political pundit and consultant. He was the chief strategist for the Bush–Cheney 2004 presidential campaign…”
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I'm sure the people that cry about redditors posting in certain subs also do their due diligence when parroting these ghouls. Lmao
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Ukrainians 100 years from now: “somehow, Putin returned”
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I mean I've literally seen people say that Putin is the reincarnation of Rasputin which is hilarious.
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Ra Ra rasputin
Russias greatest love machine
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Bullies were an integral part of our culture. A ten year campaign against a natural phenomenon of social checks and balances and our society is in a fucking tailspin.
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I side with the Cantina Band
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Wish they would at least step up to Game of Thrones analogies
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game of thrones is the lamest dork shit by far.
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At least it’s closer to politically realistic than Star War/Marvel/Harold Pottman
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God damn it.
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As opposed to what? Based Chinese?
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You have no idea. You haven't even looked outside of the widely appreciated dork shit. Go read some YA star wars fiction and the Silmarillion and get back to us on what's the lamest.
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I hate it here
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Standing up for democracy is when your kleptocratic government tells you to go out and throw molotovs at a tank as they empty the treasury and flee to Switzerland.
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Who are the Ewoks?
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Italians
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Yub nub meatball sub
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Years of weaning myself off of online ragebait...
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This guy helped get George Bush re-elected in 2004, a literal million iraqi lives worth of blood on his hands and he just gets to sit in his fucking DC penthouse and tweet horseshit about how Putin is voldemort and by doing some epic retweeting, you too can be h*cking dumbledore's army. If hell is real, it's not enough
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So, by referencing the sequels I think he’s trying to say that it’s one big garbage fire over there and we should stay away from it at all costs.
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“Bro great analogy you should be sent to the front lines”
Best reply to this disaster of a tweet
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americans understanding foreign conflicts
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This made me physically nauseous.
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I’d agree that we (the US) come off as terrorists to much of the world.
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time to cross "star wars" off the "compare world event to a big budget franchsie" bingo sheet
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Please translate this into Harry Potter language. I don’t understand.
Which Marvel villain is Putin again? Thx.
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Somehow I can't see Biden as the Silver Surfer.
no, that's Stalin, Devourer of Grain
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Big wheel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMYoOZEWQAE8yJZ?format=png&name=small
That explains why he looks high af throughout the movies.
Thank you. I was so confused! 😿
Lmao my sister legit posted “but what if putin is severus snape? And we will know he is doing the right thing soon!” SHE IS 35 and has 3 KIDS