Some lore you didn't know about.
I just found out the Gaping Dragon used to be called the Tight Dragon before Solaire came along.
Posted May 13, 2012, 4:17 PM UTC
13130
I heard he caught a bug while visiting the witches near the bed of chaos
42
Cruelty, thy name is knighmare!
7
can you tell me that deep down you didnt expect someone to make that joke given his fate if you dont save him
3
An infected "egghead", or something worse?
2
oh you dont know? id hate to spoil it for you, but i will tell you this, its like nothing you see anywhere else
2
That condition entails an engorged swelling with spikes on the head that glows, am I correct?
2
well the spikes themselves do not glow, but do indeed create a glow, one could call similar to a small sun if one wanted to
3
Praise the girth!
28
I heard Solaire took Gwyndolin to a nice dinner and treated him really well. He also called Gwyndolin the next day to make sure he got home safe and was wondering if they wanted to meet up for coffee sometime that week. Solaire took care to treat Gwyndolin with the utmost respect and made sure not to impede on any transgender issues Gwyndolin was still working through after his confusing childhood.
Solaire is such a nice guy.
28
Are they not (rumored to be) brothers?
7
Well, I mean.. you know how those gods are..
5
He was making his way to Gwynevere. Tactics man, tactics.
4
GROSSLY incandescent.
23
Ew what the hell...
15
oh... well played.
15
Indeed.......I wonder if Dragons can do pilates?
5
how you know this?
10
Solaire actually was a knight for the king of Boletaria before he decided to leave...forgot what his name was though...
oh yeah it was
THE PENETRATOR
10
YES
2
Weakness: a plunging attack
8
i don't get it
6
SOLAIRE FUCKED THE DRAGON AND TRANSFORMED IT FROM A TIGHT VIRGIN TO A GAPING WHORE!
56
Subtle.
28
Like a shovel to the face.
11
Well played sir
1
Solaire is a bitch and nothing but a distraction while the real heroes do the work. True story.
-6
Solaire will leave you with a ceaseless discharge