Things to keep in mind when writing a hero with big balls.

Based on the comments I received, and from some private research done after the fact, I've created a list of things that should be kept in mind when writing a character with big balls. I am creating this list for myself and other people.

This is not exhaustive and I would like to keep expanding it, but here goes:

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1. Men with big balls pee a lot. Pee is stored in the balls, so obviously bigger balls means more pee. You don't have to write a scene of your hero going to the bathroom though, but keep that frequent need to urinate in mind when having your hero in a situation where he may not be able to safely urinate for hours.
2. Balls move a lot at night time and whenever their owner is resting for long periods of time, for example, if he were sitting in a chariot for a few hours.
3. For some men, "Manly" instincts can become much more pronounced when they have big nuts. One of the replies on my original post was from a man who told me he had almost knifed his own husband because he mistook him for a burglar.
4. It is fine for your hero to be proud of his nuts, but a suggestion given to me by several people was to make his personality a bit broader. Give him some traits unrelated to having big balls. As an example, my hero likes to flex on people by doing stuff such as cutting apples in midair with his sword, which has nothing to do with the size of his balls despite the apparent symbolism of him slicing into a juicy round object.
5. Take into account the size of your hero's balls when you have him do physical stunts. This shouldn't really need to be said, but a man who has a 9 pound sack is likely going to have a much harder time climbing a cliff than a man who balls only weigh three pounds.
6. Take into account his stamina and agility if you are having him use weapons. Does it make sense for the hero to be using a sword? Maybe he'd be better off with a long-range weapon that keeps him at a distance from his adversary, since his balls are such a big target.
7. Having big nuts can be emotionally rough for some men . It is not the magical "I am a manly man! I am a bionic god!" experience some female authors (and male authors) seem to depict it as. Men may be worrying about how they can support their other physical attributes, lamenting about deceased friends/love interests that will never gaze upon the sack ever again, etc.
8. Strange as it seems to some people, but it can be very creepy for a man with big balls when folks are rubbing their balls like he is a dog (which is definitely a thing normal people do). But different individuals have different boundaries. One fella with huge nuts may be okay with acquaintances touching her balls (preferably with permission) but another one might not even want his own husband or her parents doing the same.

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Post-nut stuff to keep in mind:See here for some more info.

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What other things should be taken into account? What other things should be added?