My epic trip to Colombia (pt 2)
[Part 1]
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And now for the real reason you're here...
Reschedule Sunday
So after a great start to my trip I was eager to keep it going for Day 2.
Pablo and I originally agreed to meet up for a tour of the city at 3pm. At this current time it’s like 10am and I’m thinking maybe I can squeeze a chick in before the tour haha.
I reach out to Natalia and originally she said she could come by but it wouldn’t be until 1:30-2ish. Initially I agreed but then decided to reschedule because she’s way too hot to just do an hour with her so I told her something came up and we’d shoot for the next day. This turned out to be a mistake and I’ll explain later on.
Fast forward to 3PM and no call from Pablo. He’s a busy man and I figured if I didn’t hear from him by 3:30ish I’d give him a call. Time goes by and I call him and he apologizes and says he got caught up with other clients and asked if we could reschedule to later on in the week and he’ll make it up to me.
I say cool, and he actually hooked me up with some weed later on in the day via one of the local street dealers he knows.
Fast forward to the evening after I basically just chilled, did a little shopping and explored around the city near my Airbnb to see what the vibe is like during the day. By now it’s 8pm I’m at a burger joint in the city and just set up my next appointment with the lovely Marianna.
Marianna
So I matched with her on Tinder and then moved our convo to WhatsApp and to my relief she was very direct. She let me know her price and services and once again it was another bargain.
300,000 pesos is about $75 usd. Obviously for that price I asked for 2 hours for 120 and scheduled her to come by at midnight. She came on time and I greeted her at front desk for check in. Her body wasn’t crazy but her face was super fucking pretty and once again I was hype that she looked better in person.
Photoshoot Time
So this is something that literally every single girl did that came to my Airbnb. They would look around, see the window with the view and then ask to take some pictures. My phone had the better camera than most of the chicks so I would offer my services as their photographer and this also gave me the opportunity to keep those photos.
After the mini photo shoot, I spark up a blunt cuz she’s 420 as well. We smoke, listen to music and get to know each other via the translator app. She’s a single mom with 5 yr old son, she was such a cool vibe compared to the single moms you see in the states. After about 30 min. we head to the bedroom.
The Action
We get into the bedroom, get naked and do a little bit of kissing, nothing crazy but still better than nothing. She lets me play around with her body a little. I get hard and lay on the bed prompting her to get into the position to give me a blowjob.
Two pleasant surprises here:
- Totally forgot she does BBBJ.
- She hands me her phone and asks me to record!
I’m like, holy shit! LOL. But then I quickly gestured to use my phone cuz the camera is better and I have great editing skills.
So she gets started and man she was fucking awesome. Nice and slow using her lips a lot and making eye contact like I instructed her. My favorite scenes in porn are POV blowjobs like Mark Rockwell and Mike Adriano if you’re familiar.
So I tap into my inner Mike Adriano and capture her doing her thing from all different angles.
I'm surprised I didn’t cum because it was so good and it was exactly what I’ve always wanted from a chick blowjob wise especially filming for the first time, but then again the Good ole “weed + blue chew combo” is probably why I didn’t.
After the blowjob I had her in missionary, and started pounding her out while holding the camera. Like I said her face was really pretty and I really enjoyed fucking her while looking at her pretty ass face. After that I had her in doggy and proceeded to blow her back out while holding the camera.
She had a nicer ass than her pics would lead you to believe, nice jiggling as I was clapping those cheeks. After that I put the camera down and had her come on top to ride me. She was good at riding and I really enjoyed the fact that she was enjoying it too. I had her ass cheeks in my hands and was just slamming it on my dick and listening to her moan and talk dirty in Spanish.
After that once again we hit the “why you no leche” zone and I told her let’s try and finish with you sucking me some more while I film.
She agreed and assumed the position. She tried her best to make me cum picking up the speed with her sucking but when I saw time was almost up I stopped her and told her don’t worry about it. She cleans up, gets dressed. She sits and waits for me to edit the videos we made and then I sent them to her. She is pleased with my editing.
The Videos!!!
FYI: I am making an Onlyfans with the content I filmed, here are the trailers of the videos I made from tonight. I’m super OCD so I made a “portrait” shots video and a “landscape” one to keep the quality of the videos intact.
Portrait shots trailer:
https://reddit.com/link/uhjegu/video/zhg0brhhaax81/player
Landscape shots trailer:
https://reddit.com/link/uhjegu/video/tg8i8cjkaax81/player
She then gives me a kiss and leaves my Airbnb. At this point now it’s almost 2am but I know the city doesn’t shutdown until 4 and my dick is still hard lol. I had planned for this just in case I didn’t cum, still having cravings I told my self it’s time to swing by “La Isla” and see what all the hype is about.
La Isla
So I call an Uber to La Isla. I get there and there’s security at the front and they say it’s a cover to get in which is about $12. Despite it being Holy Week in South America and the city not being as lively as it usually is it was still a decent crowd in there that night. So La Isla is basically a strip club brothel, a Colombian version of Hong Kong that’s in Mexico for those that are familiar.
You come in and sit down, grab a drink, bottle or hookah and the girls will dance on stage first to show you what they’re working with and then after walk around and see who’s down to go in the back rooms to fuck.
Monger Mentorship
Being by myself I saw no point in sitting down so I headed straight to the bar. Just so I wouldn’t look like a weirdo I bought a bottle of beer and hung out at the bar looking at all the options that were available in the space.
A few minutes later a fellow American traveler walks up to me and introduces himself. Let’s call him John. John could tell this was my first time as he saw me scoping the place out as I was walking up to the bar.
We chat for a few minutes, he tells me he’s been coming to Colombia for 10 years and he’s been out here for a few days and tonight is his last night. He’s from Brooklyn and I’m from the Bronx plus he’s a fellow Caribbean (he’s Haitian and I’m Jamaican) so from the rip we have a lot in common and the vibe overall was just good so I’m like okay I might rock out with this guy while I’m here and maximize my experience.
While we’re chatting I see a girl I like. Our eyes connect and she walks over. Her name is Antonella, She reminds me a lot of the Keycha (Cardi B) chick I had in the DR, very bubbly personality and good energy.
Antonella
I tell John I’m going to give this chick a try and he then tells me if I’m down he’ll wait for me and we could go to Parque Lleras after to see what chicas are still available before all the bars and clubs shut down at 4. I tell him I’m down and then proceed with dealing with Antonella.
So I ask Antonella how much and she says $100 and I say ok and we go to the right side of the bar which is the payment area. Chicks here price wise range between $80-$120 based of what the girl values herself. The time frame is about 40 minutes.
Now if you want to "take her home" it's going to run you about $300-$400. Take you home is in air quotes cuz my new friend tells me some girls will just be with you until you cum and then go home, only a few do the "overnight" style like you're used to. So after taxes and a fee for using American dollars I paid the guy $110 and then Antonella takes me to the back.
We get into a room, she’s puts on music and starts to get undressed. I play around with her naked body until I get hard which didn’t take long at all because she has that coke bottle IG model type body.
Ass is phat and soft too, just what I was looking for. She starts with a condom bj and once again I’m low key annoyed cuz she’s pretty and actually good at it but I feel nothing cuz of the condom. A little more annoyed cuz of what I just experienced with Marianna haha.
I forget how I started after the BJ but we did missionary, doggy, and riding. She was such a good fuck man, I legit fucked the shit outta her lol. Of course due to the condom I wasn’t feeling everything so I didn’t even come close to cumming, and then the time ran out. I told her no worries I’m good.
She was sweating bullets and out of breath a little from us fucking each other’s brains out. Like she was legit drenched in sweat which made me happy to know she worked for every single dollar haha. I grabbed her number and while I got dressed she took a shower and then we said our goodbyes and I left the room and went back out into the main area.
Parque Lleras
So when I get back out into the main area I don’t see John. I text him to see if he’s still around but got no response. No worries, figured he just left to make sure he could grab a chica before the night was over. At this point I decided to end my night and head back to my Airbnb.
When I got outside the club my internet wasn’t working even though I paid Verizon for international travel so I ended up giving a taxi driver some pesos to take me back to my Airbnb which was literally like a 3-5 min drive. I get back to my Airbnb and when my internet was good again, John’s texts came through. He actually went to use the bathroom and was still at La Isla.
Asked him if he could scoop me on the way to La Isla and he said yes and just like that my night was back in play. 10 min later, he came by with a taxi and we headed to Parque Lleras.
So this place is an area in the city where there are a lot of bars n clubs in one concentrated area. It is also infamous for the SWs that setup shop there as well.
We go to one of the bars down there that John is very familiar with, and it showed cuz damn near everyone that worked there knew him and was showing him love which was awesome to see. We walk inside the bar and from the front to the back of the bar SWs are everywhere, some chilling waiting to get chosen or working the guys that have chosen them.
John gets us drinks and I’m scoping the bar out and immediately find something I like. This chick instantly shoots to the top of the list of the hottest chicks that I’ve seen since being here.
She was brown skin, black and brown curly hair, had a white tube like top that was barely holding her juicy titties and showed her nice stomach off and had perfectly fat ass in some black pants. I have totally forgotten her name and never got her number so for the sake of the story let’s just call her “Crazy Bitch”.
John called her over for me and I chatted with her a little, I decided to get right down to business and get the numbers out the way.
She told me $250, now I have the understanding that there is a night club called Gustos that have premium SWs that charge those kind of numbers so I just assumed she was one of those chicks charging that price so I said ok cool and went with it. Normally I probably would have just chalked it and looked for something cheaper but for data collecting purposes for you guys I decided to say fuck it and bite the bullet on that.
Afterwards she asked for a drink and us to take shots of tequila and I said sure.
After I paid for the drinks, we took the shots and after she gave me this crazy ass DFK. Got my dick instantly hard and everything I was like holy shit even if she’s overcharging me at least imma have some bomb ass sex with this bitch. LOL
Some time flew by and the bar was starting to close. John had picked this pretty little Venezuelan chick and was ready to go. John actually had a personal taxi guy, paid him $100 usd for the total days he was down here and everyday he would pick him up and drive him around. Not a bad deal, got his number for future trips.
This is where things went left
So we are all in the taxi on the way to my Airbnb. Mine has two rooms and John suggested that we go to my spot to smash the girls in the rooms and then switch.
Initially I agreed but then the issue came up cuz I already agreed to pay $250 to Crazy Bitch and floated the idea to her $50 more for a “better experience.” My plan was to get a BBJ out her at least and maybe even a BBFS.
John’s girl was only charging $100 and that’s common with Venezuelan chicks is that they are usually cheaper than the Colombian girls because they are not from there. I told John my situation and he immediately started going at Crazy Bitch because he knew she was overcharging.
They go back and forth a little in Spanish and I couldn’t really understand what they were saying but I knew Crazy Bitch was annoyed by him haha.
We stop by an ATM on the way and while we’re waiting in the car for John to get some cash me and Crazy Bitch starting some more DFK. Figured she’s trying to secure her bag, which I have no problem with. LOL
John gets back into the taxi and we head to my Airbnb. As we pull up I look at Crazy Bitch’s face and she looks like she’s seen a ghost. John asks what’s the problem and she tells him basically she's banned from going into my building!
Supposedly it’s because her baby daddy works there and he doesn’t want her doing her work in the place that he works. LOL. Sounds fishy but I’ve heard crazier things that were true so we just adjust and head to John’s Airbnb instead.
And the Oscar goes to…
So we get into John’s loft, he has a bed and a couch but since it’s a loft there are no doors separating anything including the kitchen. I tell John just to smash his chick on his bed and I’ll smash mine on his couch and we’ll go from there.
John pulls me to the side and says he’s going to try and pitch the girls officially for us to fuck both of them $300. In the back of my mind I know this isn’t going to work, but this dude has shown me magic so far so why not let him do his thing.
He starts to talk to them in Spanish and within seconds you can see on Crazy Bitch’s face. It’s a no go. Once again, I couldn’t really understand what she was saying. But from her tone and annunciation of her words, I could tell she was fucking pissed. LOL
John wasn’t feeling how she was talking to him so he started talking shit back to her and giving me English explanations every few sentences in between. Shit then escalated cuz Crazy Bitch started raising her voice to John, then she started swinging at him!
Like an OP anime character he grabbed her by her arms mid swing and pressed her down into the couch, submitting her like Khabib in his prime.
She gives in, but then immediately starts saying she is going to call the police and say that we beat her up!
I’m like WTF I left America to NOT deal with this shit, and here I am miles from home getting the Johnny Depp treatment.
John, though, calmly calls her bluff and says okay call them, we will wait. I’m looking at him with the Chris Tucker from Friday face like...
He tells me not to worry because he knows most of the police in the area and worst case scenario we’ll just pay them off to make this shit go way. I said ah OK cool.
So there we are sitting there watching Crazy Bitch on the phone with police telling this grand tale about her situation. John was actually recording her and sent me video the next day, take a look at here Oscar performance here:
https://reddit.com/link/uhjegu/video/skc4wv4fzax81/player
10-15 min go by and 2 policeman come. The Venezuelan girl actually decided to leave right before they came because she knew Crazy Bitch was going to try to drag her into the lie and she wanted no part of that. John understood and sent her on her way.
I let John do most of the talking as he told our side of the story and she told hers.
She basically was trying to still get the $250 because she still gave her time when she could have been with someone else. In my mind this shit was nullified from the time we found out she was banned from my building.
After that one of the cops comes over to me and we have a chat via the translator app.
At this point it’s like 5AM, I’m tired, annoyed and pussyless so I propose to John that I just give the police $100USD and let’s call it a night. John agrees, takes the $100 bill from me and then gives it to police.
I thought the police were going to take a cut cuz I heard that’s what they do sometimes in situations like this. But they just turned around and gave crazy bitch the $100 bill and basically tell her it’s time to go.
I actually recorded that part check it out:
https://reddit.com/link/uhjegu/video/pf567opizax81/player
After everyone leaves, I chat with John a little and he apologizes a million times and I tell him it’s OK, I get where he is coming from.
He said he just couldn’t watch me do that to myself of overpaying that much plus he said to think about the men that will come after me and I shouldn’t be one of the guys that make this shit cost more than it should.
I agreed and thanked him for saving me from a potentially worse situation cuz Lord knows how she would have been if I was alone with her and she got mad lol. He has his taxi driver take me home free of charge.
Back at the Airbnb, I spark a blunt, smoke a little and send a report to Dr. Langston about my crazy night before I go to bed.
Reflecting a little bit I wasn’t even mad about the $100 I had to give to the police cuz the majority of the night was so damn good.
As I fell asleep I thought to myself damn that was crazy, and it’s only Day 2. LOL
Stay tuned for more bros
Posted May 3, 2022, 4:04 PM UTC · edited